nowtelse2do Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 I'm sorry to report that one of our staunches forum members ( has, will, maybe ) be shortly leaving our great debating forum...Crackerja........sorry..Chaterbox, for new pastures. His contributions to all his forum friends on here are unsurpassable. As an undercover reporter for that great news paper THE DAILY MAIL, his scoops were unbelievable. Remember the great story (all true, and you heard it first on here folk's) The Passing Out Gassing, followed by the Great Trump emotion and Brexitfast at Trumpphines. All of them unforgettable because of the epic contributions of other forum member. Who am I talking about? non other than our own Dave (no not me) PELMETMAN. Dave is having to wined up 8-) :D his great story reporting skills, because his beloved...Her Majesty the Queen, and country needs this mans skills and courage when bullets are flying around (which were developed below decks in the RN) to train 4,000 of new young mariners on our brand new super Aircraft Carriers, thats if they can find 4,000. Up to now a few hundred. I don't understand why they need 4,000 pouffe makers but maybe thats just the Navy being cautious or catering for the young sailors needs. A sad day and a great loss. :'( Lets all wish him good luck :-D ......story below. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4216096/Manpower-crisis-sees-6-2-billion-ships-lacking-sailors.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antony1969 Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Good luck Dave ... Once a sailor boy always a sailor boy ... Your guna be missed round these parts xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowtelse2do Posted February 12, 2017 Author Share Posted February 12, 2017 I'm trying my best to hold the tears back 69 :'( D(sniff)ave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowtelse2do Posted February 12, 2017 Author Share Posted February 12, 2017 I'm trying my best to hold the tears back 69 :'( D(sniff)ave See, double post....I'm shaking 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 We just have to hope that the Daily Mail survives without it's top PR man. :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candapack Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 This explains why Wikipedia have now classed the Daily Mail as an "unreliable" source. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/feb/08/wikipedia-bans-daily-mail-as-unreliable-source-for-website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulletguy Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 He can take his Batman off with him too. No double beds on those tubs though, it's all hot bunking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Fear not shipmates ;-) ........ I have had communication from Whitehall, and although they could sorely use my vast experience as a former Captain of the Heads, they have decided I can best serve the nations interests by ensuring those mutinous CB Remoaners are kept in check >:-) ........ Its my sworn duty as a patriot to ensure the good ship Great Britain sails serenely for the BREXIT B-) ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJay Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 pelmetman - 2017-02-13 9:33 AM Fear not shipmates ;-) ........ I have had communication from Whitehall, and although they could sorely use my vast experience as a former Captain of the Heads, they have decided I can best serve the nations interests by ensuring those mutinous CB Remoaners are kept in check >:-) ........ Its my sworn duty as a patriot to ensure the good ship Great Britain sails serenely for the BREXIT B-) ...... Ignore him. As his name says BORED And there is nothing wrong with The DM PJay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowtelse2do Posted February 13, 2017 Author Share Posted February 13, 2017 pelmetman - 2017-02-13 9:33 AM Fear not shipmates ;-) ........ I have had communication from Whitehall, and although they could sorely use my vast experience as a former Captain of the Heads, they have decided I can best serve the nations interests by ensuring those mutinous CB Remoaners are kept in check >:-) ........ Its my sworn duty as a patriot to ensure the good ship Great Britain sails serenely for the BREXIT B-) ...... So glad to hear this Dave. I will have to stop believing these stories that the Grudgian comic put out as scoops. I really couldn't sleep last night wondering what the forum would be without your help and unbiased views..Lol Your knowledge about Kelp in Spain and how to build a small village with just a motorhome, two wind deflectors and a small trailer are essential reading for new travellers of our great hobby, so that they can get the most value out of nothing. May you carry on for many more years to come, I'm sure everyone on chatterbox agrees. Three cheers for Dave..Hip hip hooray, hip hip hooray, hip hip hooray. There..... Think that covers it. Dave PS. Is that Pauline having a dig at me.....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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