carolh Posted December 22, 2006 Posted December 22, 2006 A woman goes to the Glasgow Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps, please?" The clerk says, "What denominations?" The woman says, "God help us, has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Baptist, 10 Lutheran and 22 Presbyterian." Enjoy (lol) (lol) Carol
Mel B Posted December 22, 2006 Posted December 22, 2006 Like it Carole, like it ... keep it up! (lol)
kelly58 Posted December 23, 2006 Posted December 23, 2006 A chap goes to the butchers just before closing time and asks have you a cockeral or a turkey left please I am sorry I am late. The butcher replied yes you are just in luck I will get one for you he went out the back and returned with a turkey. Whats it weigh asked the chap ? Nearly ten pounds said the butcher I could do with a larger one have you a larger one asked the chap? I wiil see said the butcher taking the turkey back with him as it was the only one he had he brought it back again and placed it on the scales this one is just over ten pounds said the butcher. In that case said the chap I will take them both then I will have enough O dear thought the butcher what do I do now. tell the truth in future :$ :$ :$ Merry Christmas
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