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A real woman is a mans best friend,she will never stand him up and never let him down.She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.She will inspire him to do things that he never thought he could and enable him to express his deepest emotions.She will enable him to express his innermost desires, whilst making him feel confident, sexy,intelligent, invincible and..............................................................hang on I'm thinking of alcohol. It's alcohol that does all that...........Sorry

 

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Alcohol's got a lot to answer for *-) ..........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But at least it doesn't answer you back :D .......

 

 

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Are you still allowed to say 'woman'? Do the feminists not state that is demeaning to them, so i guess the correct term should be 'human being of no defined gender but variable as to circumstances and retaining the option to object to anything'.
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It was a woman how drove me to drink but I never had the decency to thank her.

 

The two things that have got me into more bother than I care to remember or discuss on here (unless you get me pished of course)

 

Would have been a boring life without either really. :D

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