michele Posted January 1, 2007 Posted January 1, 2007 Wayne & Howard, All the men up for a giggle why do men feel more confident with computers than girls?
michele Posted January 1, 2007 Author Posted January 1, 2007 What's white ,eight inches long, takes two batteries, gives complete satisfaction in three minutes and once you have tried it you will never go back to the manual method ? Answer s please Boy's dont let your minds wander to much -it's to small to be out on its own
michele Posted January 1, 2007 Author Posted January 1, 2007 What do you call a women without an ****hole? i'll give you this one boy's Divorced
Forester Posted January 1, 2007 Posted January 1, 2007 michele - 2007-01-01 1:02 AM Wayne & Howard, All the men up for a giggle why do men feel more confident with computers than girls? Because it's the only thing we can run our fingers ALL OVER without getting our face slapped!8-) 8-)
Forester Posted January 1, 2007 Posted January 1, 2007 michele - 2007-01-01 1:07 AM What's white ,eight inches long, takes two batteries, gives complete satisfaction in three minutes and once you have tried it you will never go back to the manual method ? Answer s please Boy's dont let your minds wander to much -it's to small to be out on its own Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 yrs,wife turns on lite finds him holding a vibrator, she says you swine you lie to me all these years? Husband looks her straight in the eyes & carmly says; I'll explain the toy, You explain the kids! ILMUO 8-)
colinjb Posted January 1, 2007 Posted January 1, 2007 man says to his mate do you talk to your wife when your making love ? mate says only if i can reach the phone !
michele Posted January 1, 2007 Author Posted January 1, 2007 No computor's don't moan about a 3and a half inch floppy.
michele Posted January 1, 2007 Author Posted January 1, 2007 michele - 2007-01-01 1:07 AM What's white ,eight inches long, takes two batteries, gives complete satisfaction in three minutes and once you have tried it you will never go back to the manual method ? Answer s please Boy's dont let your minds wander to much -it's to small to be out on its own try electric toothbrush told you not to let your minds wander he he
mark lambert Posted January 8, 2007 Posted January 8, 2007 why has edward woodward got four d's in his name? Because ewar woowar sounds stupid! sorry about that, heard it last week and thought it funny
euroanchor Posted January 9, 2007 Posted January 9, 2007 Looks like somebody else got the Girls big book of dirty jokes for xmas :D :D
Mel B Posted January 9, 2007 Posted January 9, 2007 So euroanchor how did you get your hands on it then???? *-)
Guest starspirit Posted January 9, 2007 Posted January 9, 2007 Please warm your hands before getting hold of it as most books benefit from a warm caressing touch.
euroanchor Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 Mel B - 2007-01-09 8:44 PM So euroanchor how did you get your hands on it then???? *-) I was round a friends house on saturday, his wife had left it next to the toilet. Made I larf for a while :$
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