Vixters other half Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 On Thursday it will be Vixters birthday, and I woud like to invite everyone to a virtual birthday party. Just compose a birthday verse and and post it along with your favourite birthday foods and we can all tuck in! " over the years we've grown closer there's no room in Big Brian for a four poster" Cheers Vixter Happy Birthday
howie Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 May I wish you a Happy Birthday Vicki And I know growing old can be tricky But when alls said and done It beats dying young So try not to be too picky xxx
Guest Frank Wilkinson Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 As soon as you asked for this, I knew that I needn't compose anything because a perfect piece has already been written.It's called 'Silent Worship' and it's from Handel's 'Ptolemy' a little-known opera. The last line is what inspired my choice. If you can find a CD, buy it, it's a lovely piece of music.Did you not hear my lady, go down the garden singing?Blackbird and thrush were silent to hear the alleys ringing,Oh saw you not my lady, out in the garden there?Shaming the rose and lily, for she is twice as fair.Though I am nothing to her, though she must rarely look at me, And though I could never woo her, I’ll love her ‘til I die. Surely you heard my lady, go down the garden singing? Silencing all the songbirds and setting the alleys ringing,But surely you see my lady, out in the garden there? Rivalling the glittering sunshine, with a glory of golden hair.
Ralph Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Happy Birthday Vikki, Tomorrow we are told, Another year gone by, But still not looking old. So sit back and enjoy yourself, Have another drink, Then another and another, You're still in the pink. OK, not exactly Shakespeare but it was all my own work. And her's my contribution to food for the party. (Well he did say favourite and this is mine)
Guest starspirit Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Frontiers new go out and find Make sure you have a darn good time Life's too short don't let it pass And don't just sit there - get off your ****. Enjoy life to the full my friend We just don't know what's round the bend Make the most of every day And enjoy each other while you may Enjoy life to the full each day Enjoy yourselves in every way For all too soon the flame has gone And just the memories linger on.
michele Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Richard , That made me cry ?.. Happy birthday Vicky enjoy it .
Guest starspirit Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yeah Michele - I make everyone cry - even Frank!
Mel B Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 To be read on Thursday by Vixter: You birthday's here today with lots of joy to come As pressies, love and hugs are sent to cheer you on I'm sure your many pals on the forum will join in As I send to you good wishes - let the revelling begin!!!! (lol)
Guest starspirit Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 There is a young lady called Vikki Who'll do anything for a quickie, She's off in her van Whenever she can But short breaks can often be tricky.
Ralph Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 There was a young man called Dick Who wrote poems, incredibly slick, He wrote one in his tub, 'Bout the Caravan Club, And then posted , When the Mod was off sick. Sorry about calling you Dick, Richard, but I stood no chance of getting a rhyme for Richard. Anyway perhaps the "young man" mitigates it.
howie Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 starspirit - 2007-01-25 11:17 AM There is a young lady called Vikki Who'll do anything for a quickie, She's off in her van Whenever she can But short breaks can often be tricky. I hearbye serve notice to Dicky That copyright laws can be tricky So pick your own verse Or i,ll empty your purse And go 50/50 with Vicky. Happy Birthday Vicky. Enjoy the day. X
Guest starspirit Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 There was an old geezer called Howard Who sent so much crap that it showered All over the forum So much that it bored 'em And he'll never stop Till he loses the plot If he hasn't already been soured
howie Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 starspirit - 2007-01-25 11:43 AM There was an old geezer called Howard Who sent so much crap that it showered All over the forum So much that it bored 'em And he'll never stop Till he loses the plot If he hasn't already been soured Try as I may I really must say The word soured apears not to fit in So leave rhyming to me And then you will see How poems should be properly written ;-)
mark lambert Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 Hope you have a great day :-D 8-) :-S (lol) *-) :-o :-) :-> >:-) :D
howie Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 mark lambert - 2007-01-25 12:09 PM Hope you have a great day :-D 8-) :-S (lol) *-) :-o :-) :-> >:-) :DWill you please stop going off thread Mark and let me and Richard get on with our poetry competition. :-)
carolh Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 happy birthday - have a good one. :-D :-D :-D carol
Dave Newell Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 Happy Birthday Vickie, sorry i don't do poetry but I do hope you have a loverly day. Dave and Dex.
Guest starspirit Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 I dunno what you fed Dex Dave but he don't look too happy - hope it wasn't Vikki's birthday cake. And as for you Howie - I'm working on it!
Guest starspirit Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 The words fit in fine If you say them in rhyme But Howie, if that is too hard Write us some more And perhaps you will score Not likely with this 'ere old bard So you see my old friend I'm quite round the bend And hoping you'll join me in time To help stop me going sane Which I won't be again As long as I stay off my mind
Guest starspirit Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 LOVE IS...................... love me when I'm old and shocking and I'll peel off your elastic stocking swinging from the chandeliers let's be randy bad old dears push around my best wheelchair you can tease my white and thin old hair scaring kids by switching dentures we'll have some really wild adventures take me to the Doc's and bingo teach me how to speak the lingo mash my food and make my tea show me how it's meant to be take me to your special places watching all the puzzled faces me in shorts no scks just sandals you with wrinkles and nice love handles as the depth of love enthralls wrestle with our damp proof smalls make me laugh without pretending our love is firm and never ending help me find my zimmer frames and all those silly memory games as we grow old disgracefully in love with you is where I'll be hold me safe throughout the night for when our hair has turned to white believe me when I say it's true I've waited all my life for you
Mel B Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 Starspirit Are you a long lost sibling of Victoria Wood by any chance???? Of maybe Pam Ayres? There are certain similarities!!! (lol)
Guest starspirit Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 I don't have Victoria Wood's beard - but I always did quite fancy the lovely Pam Ayres because she seems to be that unusual contradiction in terms - a logical female.
howie Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 starspirit - 2007-01-25 7:35 PM The words fit in fine If you say them in rhyme But Howie, if that is too hard Write us some more And perhaps you will score Not likely with this 'ere old bard So you see my old friend I'm quite round the bend And hoping you'll join me in time To help stop me going sane Which I won't be again As long as I stay off my mind Go on then Richard, i,ll give you that one seeing as you didn,t give me too hard a time. Only just over a hour to go and Vicki,s special day will be over for another year, so out with our little black books that we can use for future use against those wot never wished her a happy birthday. ;-)
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