Dancer Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Hi you all. On one of the threads yesterday someone mentioned the whole point of 'talking' on here was to air our views, have a rant and hear the odd joke. For your delight, hear is my odd joke, I tell it to my dancing groups most weeks, I'm sure they would be upset if I did'nt???????? Two parrots were sat on a perch: one said can you smell fish? Well I liked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chas Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Dont give up the day job ! *-) chas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Sorry over my head (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Two snowmen together one say's to the other can you smell carrot's? Regard's Pat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 You think they are bad try this! Two cows in a field, The first cow says "moo" The second cow says "You bas@@@d I was going to say that" Bas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest starspirit Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Dancer - 2007-03-09 11:42 PM Two parrots were sat on a perch: one said can you smell fish? Well I liked it. Perhaps if they sat on a rod or pole they would catch a fresh perch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supertractorman Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 What about the Bull that was going to charge the cows. David Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Chapman Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Hello All, Should not this thread be in the Jokes Section of Off Topic??? All right! All Right! Just joking (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) Regards, Mike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Only if I started it would it be moaned at and moved but I never so there :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frank Wilkinson Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Of course it should be moved. This is the Motorhome section. There's a Chatterbox forum with a jokes thread already running.Anyway, I've no time for those people who constantly pollute this site with humour! This is a serious set of forums about motorhomes and things connected with them.You'll never catch me trying to be funny.Edited by Mr. Wilkinson's nurse to say: I've just given him his tablets and he should be OK for the next couple of hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancer Posted March 11, 2007 Author Share Posted March 11, 2007 Sorry Frank. I will of course be very offended by this remark and start calling you names etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob b Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 I met a Spanish woman on my travels with one tooth...........her name was juanita ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frank Wilkinson Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Why did you go travelling with one tooth? And was it yours or someone else's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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