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You are giving them too much money.

BoJo is taxing you and giving your money to them to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense :-S

Can you have a word with Pelmet -

Pelmet is a party member on first name terms with the Prime Minister (lol)

So we need him to have a word with BoJo and ask him to stop taxing you and giving your money to them so they can buy drugs. Just so BoJo can bribe them to buy their votes and maintain his empire at your expense :-S

Then if the SNP were in power instead of BoJo we could tackle the drugs problem. :-D

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John52 - 2020-12-16 5:22 AM

 

You are giving them too much money.

BoJo is taxing you and giving your money to them to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense :-S

Can you have a word with Pelmet -

Pelmet is a party member on first name terms with the Prime Minister (lol)

So we need him to have a word with BoJo and ask him to stop taxing you and giving your money to them so they can buy drugs. Just so BoJo can bribe them to buy their votes and maintain his empire at your expense :-S

Then if the SNP were in power instead of BoJo we could tackle the drugs problem. :-D

 

I dont pay tax so more guff ... The rest of your guff is just that ... Guff

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John52 - 2020-12-16 5:22 AM

 

You are giving them too much money.

BoJo is taxing you and giving your money to them to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense :-S

Can you have a word with Pelmet -

Pelmet is a party member on first name terms with the Prime Minister (lol)

So we need him to have a word with BoJo and ask him to stop taxing you and giving your money to them so they can buy drugs. Just so BoJo can bribe them to buy their votes and maintain his empire at your expense :-S

Then if the SNP were in power instead of BoJo we could tackle the drugs problem. :-D

 

So who are you going to get to pay for your drug problem when you vote to leave the UK? >:-) ..........

 

 

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Birdbrain - 2020-12-16 6:26 AM

 

John52 - 2020-12-16 5:22 AM

 

You are giving them too much money.

BoJo is taxing you and giving your money to them to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense :-S

Can you have a word with Pelmet -

Pelmet is a party member on first name terms with the Prime Minister (lol)

So we need him to have a word with BoJo and ask him to stop taxing you and giving your money to them so they can buy drugs. Just so BoJo can bribe them to buy their votes and maintain his empire at your expense :-S

Then if the SNP were in power instead of BoJo we could tackle the drugs problem. :-D

 

I dont pay tax so more guff ... The rest of your guff is just that ... Guff

 

What about all that money you make from those little old ladies who's roofs you keep repairing and all that lead you keep flogging from those church roof "jobs"?

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Birdbrain - 2020-12-16 6:26 AM............................

I dont pay tax so more guff ...

Assuming you are now retired on a minimal pension, no, of course you don't pay tax Antony, do you? You presumably have insurances? You pay Insurance Premium Tax. You buy goods and services? You pay Value Added Tax. I believe you have a house? You pay Council Tax. You run car/motorhome? You pay Vehicle Excise Duty. You put fuel in your vehicles? You pay Fuel Duty. You buy booze? You pay Excise Duty on alcohol. You smoke? You pay Excise duty on tobacco. You move home? You pay stamp duty. You buy almost anything? You pay, in the price, the cost of Corporation Tax and Business Rates payable by those businesses.

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Brian Kirby - 2020-12-16 11:27 AM

 

Birdbrain - 2020-12-16 6:26 AM............................

I dont pay tax so more guff ...

Assuming you are now retired on a minimal pension, no, of course you don't pay tax Antony, do you? You presumably have insurances? You pay Insurance Premium Tax. You buy goods and services? You pay Value Added Tax. I believe you have a house? You pay Council Tax. You run car/motorhome? You pay Vehicle Excise Duty. You put fuel in your vehicles? You pay Fuel Duty. You buy booze? You pay Excise Duty on alcohol. You smoke? You pay Excise duty on tobacco. You move home? You pay stamp duty. You buy almost anything? You pay, in the price, the cost of Corporation Tax and Business Rates payable by those businesses.

 

Jeez ... Like ya hatey friend Septic did one presumed the other hatey type meant income tax ... Thanks for the pointless lecture

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Barryd999 - 2020-12-16 8:54 AM

 

Birdbrain - 2020-12-16 6:26 AM

 

John52 - 2020-12-16 5:22 AM

 

You are giving them too much money.

BoJo is taxing you and giving your money to them to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense :-S

Can you have a word with Pelmet -

Pelmet is a party member on first name terms with the Prime Minister (lol)

So we need him to have a word with BoJo and ask him to stop taxing you and giving your money to them so they can buy drugs. Just so BoJo can bribe them to buy their votes and maintain his empire at your expense :-S

Then if the SNP were in power instead of BoJo we could tackle the drugs problem. :-D

 

I dont pay tax so more guff ... The rest of your guff is just that ... Guff

 

What about all that money you make from those little old ladies who's roofs you keep repairing and all that lead you keep flogging from those church roof "jobs"?

 

A clever accountant proves invaluable ... Und a large safe in the cellar which was here when it used to be a working dairy as your Grindr boyfriend could tell ya

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Birdbrain - 2020-12-16 2:05 PM

Brian Kirby - 2020-12-16 11:27 AM

Birdbrain - 2020-12-16 6:26 AM............................

I dont pay tax so more guff ...

Assuming you are now retired on a minimal pension, no, of course you don't pay tax Antony, do you? You presumably have insurances? You pay Insurance Premium Tax. You buy goods and services? You pay Value Added Tax. I believe you have a house? You pay Council Tax. You run car/motorhome? You pay Vehicle Excise Duty. You put fuel in your vehicles? You pay Fuel Duty. You buy booze? You pay Excise Duty on alcohol. You smoke? You pay Excise duty on tobacco. You move home? You pay stamp duty. You buy almost anything? You pay, in the price, the cost of Corporation Tax and Business Rates payable by those businesses.

Jeez ... Like ya hatey friend Septic did one presumed the other hatey type meant income tax ... Thanks for the pointless lecture

Well, if you could just bring yourself to write what you mean, you could avoid the "hatey" (i.e. correcting) "lectures", couldn't you? If you mean income tax, say income tax.

 

The rest is, in Birdbrain speak "total guff", because John52's post wasn't about income tax, but about general taxation, and how/where it is spent. Perhaps you forgot to read what you were replying to? Always a bad start! :-D

 

But even then your reply is "guff" because all tax goes to the Treasury. There are no hypothecated taxes. What's the expression? GIGO - Garbage In, Garbage Out. So, don't write garbage (AKA guff). Is it so hard?

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Brian Kirby - 2020-12-16 3:21 PM

 

Birdbrain - 2020-12-16 2:05 PM

Brian Kirby - 2020-12-16 11:27 AM

Birdbrain - 2020-12-16 6:26 AM............................

I dont pay tax so more guff ...

Assuming you are now retired on a minimal pension, no, of course you don't pay tax Antony, do you? You presumably have insurances? You pay Insurance Premium Tax. You buy goods and services? You pay Value Added Tax. I believe you have a house? You pay Council Tax. You run car/motorhome? You pay Vehicle Excise Duty. You put fuel in your vehicles? You pay Fuel Duty. You buy booze? You pay Excise Duty on alcohol. You smoke? You pay Excise duty on tobacco. You move home? You pay stamp duty. You buy almost anything? You pay, in the price, the cost of Corporation Tax and Business Rates payable by those businesses.

Jeez ... Like ya hatey friend Septic did one presumed the other hatey type meant income tax ... Thanks for the pointless lecture

Well, if you could just bring yourself to write what you mean, you could avoid the "hatey" (i.e. correcting) "lectures", couldn't you? If you mean income tax, say income tax.

 

The rest is, in Birdbrain speak "total guff", because John52's post wasn't about income tax, but about general taxation, and how/where it is spent. Perhaps you forgot to read what you were replying to? Always a bad start! :-D

 

But even then your reply is "guff" because all tax goes to the Treasury. There are no hypothecated taxes. What's the expression? GIGO - Garbage In, Garbage Out. So, don't write garbage (AKA guff). Is it so hard?

 

Bad night on the piles Brian ??? Sometimes with ya good self ya read a little too much into something and over think and over complicate it ... Keep it simple for us "extremists" and alls good init ... Seasons wishes by the way to all at Kirby Towers

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Birdbrain - 2020-12-16 2:09 PM

 

Barryd999 - 2020-12-16 8:54 AM

 

Birdbrain - 2020-12-16 6:26 AM

 

John52 - 2020-12-16 5:22 AM

 

You are giving them too much money.

BoJo is taxing you and giving your money to them to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense :-S

Can you have a word with Pelmet -

Pelmet is a party member on first name terms with the Prime Minister (lol)

So we need him to have a word with BoJo and ask him to stop taxing you and giving your money to them so they can buy drugs. Just so BoJo can bribe them to buy their votes and maintain his empire at your expense :-S

Then if the SNP were in power instead of BoJo we could tackle the drugs problem. :-D

 

I dont pay tax so more guff ... The rest of your guff is just that ... Guff

 

What about all that money you make from those little old ladies who's roofs you keep repairing and all that lead you keep flogging from those church roof "jobs"?

 

A clever accountant proves invaluable ... Und a large safe in the cellar which was here when it used to be a working dairy as your Grindr boyfriend could tell ya

 

Good to hear you have a good accountant and do things properly. For a moment there I started wondering if you were going round in a sheepskin coat, sucking in air through your teeth and going "naaaah Cash only luv" I cant honestly think what you would need a big safe for though. B-)

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pelmetman - 2020-12-16 8:49 AM

 

John52 - 2020-12-16 5:22 AM

 

You are giving them too much money.

BoJo is taxing you and giving your money to them to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense :-S

Can you have a word with Pelmet -

Pelmet is a party member on first name terms with the Prime Minister (lol)

So we need him to have a word with BoJo and ask him to stop taxing you and giving your money to them so they can buy drugs. Just so BoJo can bribe them to buy their votes and maintain his empire at your expense :-S

Then if the SNP were in power instead of BoJo we could tackle the drugs problem. :-D

 

So who are you going to get to pay for your drug problem when you vote to leave the UK? >:-) ..........

 

 

When you persuade your friend 'Boris' to stop sending your money to crackheads to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense, we won't have this drug problem :-D

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John52 - 2020-12-16 5:45 PM

 

pelmetman - 2020-12-16 8:49 AM

 

John52 - 2020-12-16 5:22 AM

 

You are giving them too much money.

BoJo is taxing you and giving your money to them to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense :-S

Can you have a word with Pelmet -

Pelmet is a party member on first name terms with the Prime Minister (lol)

So we need him to have a word with BoJo and ask him to stop taxing you and giving your money to them so they can buy drugs. Just so BoJo can bribe them to buy their votes and maintain his empire at your expense :-S

Then if the SNP were in power instead of BoJo we could tackle the drugs problem. :-D

 

So who are you going to get to pay for your drug problem when you vote to leave the UK? >:-) ..........

 

 

When you persuade your friend 'Boris' to stop sending your money to crackheads to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense, we won't have this drug problem :-D

 

So who will pay for your Crack Heads when you vote to Leave the UK? ;-) ........

 

BTW what currency will you use?.......

 

As you wont be British so wont be able to use the British Pound >:-) ........

 

Perhaps you could trade with Haggis or whiskey seeing as oil is no longer classed as black gold :D ........

 

 

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pelmetman - 2020-12-17 9:27 AM

 

John52 - 2020-12-16 5:45 PM

 

pelmetman - 2020-12-16 8:49 AM

 

John52 - 2020-12-16 5:22 AM

 

You are giving them too much money.

BoJo is taxing you and giving your money to them to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense :-S

Can you have a word with Pelmet -

Pelmet is a party member on first name terms with the Prime Minister (lol)

So we need him to have a word with BoJo and ask him to stop taxing you and giving your money to them so they can buy drugs. Just so BoJo can bribe them to buy their votes and maintain his empire at your expense :-S

Then if the SNP were in power instead of BoJo we could tackle the drugs problem. :-D

 

So who are you going to get to pay for your drug problem when you vote to leave the UK? >:-) ..........

 

 

When you persuade your friend 'Boris' to stop sending your money to crackheads to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense, we won't have this drug problem :-D

 

So who will pay for your Crack Heads when you vote to Leave the UK? ;-) ........

 

BTW what currency will you use?.......

 

As you wont be British so wont be able to use the British Pound >:-) ........

 

Perhaps you could trade with Haggis or whiskey seeing as oil is no longer classed as black gold :D ........

 

 

When you persuade "Boris" to stop taking money from you and using it to bribe crackheads to buy their votes and maintain his empire at your expense, they won't have the money to spend on drugs :-D

We will have the Euro, and rebuild Hadrians wall, to stop drugs and crooks from coming in :-D

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John52 - 2020-12-19 6:28 AM

 

pelmetman - 2020-12-17 9:27 AM

 

John52 - 2020-12-16 5:45 PM

 

pelmetman - 2020-12-16 8:49 AM

 

John52 - 2020-12-16 5:22 AM

 

You are giving them too much money.

BoJo is taxing you and giving your money to them to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense :-S

Can you have a word with Pelmet -

Pelmet is a party member on first name terms with the Prime Minister (lol)

So we need him to have a word with BoJo and ask him to stop taxing you and giving your money to them so they can buy drugs. Just so BoJo can bribe them to buy their votes and maintain his empire at your expense :-S

Then if the SNP were in power instead of BoJo we could tackle the drugs problem. :-D

 

So who are you going to get to pay for your drug problem when you vote to leave the UK? >:-) ..........

 

 

When you persuade your friend 'Boris' to stop sending your money to crackheads to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense, we won't have this drug problem :-D

 

So who will pay for your Crack Heads when you vote to Leave the UK? ;-) ........

 

BTW what currency will you use?.......

 

As you wont be British so wont be able to use the British Pound >:-) ........

 

Perhaps you could trade with Haggis or whiskey seeing as oil is no longer classed as black gold :D ........

 

 

When you persuade "Boris" to stop taking money from you and using it to bribe crackheads to buy their votes and maintain his empire at your expense, they won't have the money to spend on drugs :-D

We will have the Euro, and rebuild Hadrians wall, to stop drugs and crooks from coming in :-D

 

Dontcha have to be in the EU to use the euro? ;-) ..........

 

Which begs another question :D ..........

 

Can the EU afford to take on another basket case economy? >:-) ........

 

Have to say though the thought of the EU rebuilding Hadrian's wall and keeping folk like you with unsavoury toilet habits Out of England is quite appealling B-) ...........

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