Birdbrain Posted December 15, 2020 Posted December 15, 2020 ... Public health emergency that Krankie aint snorting, sorry sorting ... https://news.sky.com/story/drug-deaths-in-scotland-reach-worst-level-on-record-rising-by-6-in-a-year-12162228 ... Shocking
John52 Posted December 16, 2020 Posted December 16, 2020 You are giving them too much money. BoJo is taxing you and giving your money to them to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense :-S Can you have a word with Pelmet - Pelmet is a party member on first name terms with the Prime Minister (lol) So we need him to have a word with BoJo and ask him to stop taxing you and giving your money to them so they can buy drugs. Just so BoJo can bribe them to buy their votes and maintain his empire at your expense :-S Then if the SNP were in power instead of BoJo we could tackle the drugs problem. :-D
Birdbrain Posted December 16, 2020 Author Posted December 16, 2020 John52 - 2020-12-16 5:22 AM You are giving them too much money. BoJo is taxing you and giving your money to them to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense :-S Can you have a word with Pelmet - Pelmet is a party member on first name terms with the Prime Minister (lol) So we need him to have a word with BoJo and ask him to stop taxing you and giving your money to them so they can buy drugs. Just so BoJo can bribe them to buy their votes and maintain his empire at your expense :-S Then if the SNP were in power instead of BoJo we could tackle the drugs problem. :-D I dont pay tax so more guff ... The rest of your guff is just that ... Guff
Guest pelmetman Posted December 16, 2020 Posted December 16, 2020 John52 - 2020-12-16 5:22 AM You are giving them too much money. BoJo is taxing you and giving your money to them to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense :-S Can you have a word with Pelmet - Pelmet is a party member on first name terms with the Prime Minister (lol) So we need him to have a word with BoJo and ask him to stop taxing you and giving your money to them so they can buy drugs. Just so BoJo can bribe them to buy their votes and maintain his empire at your expense :-S Then if the SNP were in power instead of BoJo we could tackle the drugs problem. :-D So who are you going to get to pay for your drug problem when you vote to leave the UK? >:-) ..........
Barryd999 Posted December 16, 2020 Posted December 16, 2020 Birdbrain - 2020-12-16 6:26 AM John52 - 2020-12-16 5:22 AM You are giving them too much money. BoJo is taxing you and giving your money to them to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense :-S Can you have a word with Pelmet - Pelmet is a party member on first name terms with the Prime Minister (lol) So we need him to have a word with BoJo and ask him to stop taxing you and giving your money to them so they can buy drugs. Just so BoJo can bribe them to buy their votes and maintain his empire at your expense :-S Then if the SNP were in power instead of BoJo we could tackle the drugs problem. :-D I dont pay tax so more guff ... The rest of your guff is just that ... Guff What about all that money you make from those little old ladies who's roofs you keep repairing and all that lead you keep flogging from those church roof "jobs"?
Brian Kirby Posted December 16, 2020 Posted December 16, 2020 Birdbrain - 2020-12-16 6:26 AM............................ I dont pay tax so more guff ... Assuming you are now retired on a minimal pension, no, of course you don't pay tax Antony, do you? You presumably have insurances? You pay Insurance Premium Tax. You buy goods and services? You pay Value Added Tax. I believe you have a house? You pay Council Tax. You run car/motorhome? You pay Vehicle Excise Duty. You put fuel in your vehicles? You pay Fuel Duty. You buy booze? You pay Excise Duty on alcohol. You smoke? You pay Excise duty on tobacco. You move home? You pay stamp duty. You buy almost anything? You pay, in the price, the cost of Corporation Tax and Business Rates payable by those businesses.
Birdbrain Posted December 16, 2020 Author Posted December 16, 2020 Brian Kirby - 2020-12-16 11:27 AM Birdbrain - 2020-12-16 6:26 AM............................ I dont pay tax so more guff ... Assuming you are now retired on a minimal pension, no, of course you don't pay tax Antony, do you? You presumably have insurances? You pay Insurance Premium Tax. You buy goods and services? You pay Value Added Tax. I believe you have a house? You pay Council Tax. You run car/motorhome? You pay Vehicle Excise Duty. You put fuel in your vehicles? You pay Fuel Duty. You buy booze? You pay Excise Duty on alcohol. You smoke? You pay Excise duty on tobacco. You move home? You pay stamp duty. You buy almost anything? You pay, in the price, the cost of Corporation Tax and Business Rates payable by those businesses. Jeez ... Like ya hatey friend Septic did one presumed the other hatey type meant income tax ... Thanks for the pointless lecture
Birdbrain Posted December 16, 2020 Author Posted December 16, 2020 Barryd999 - 2020-12-16 8:54 AM Birdbrain - 2020-12-16 6:26 AM John52 - 2020-12-16 5:22 AM You are giving them too much money. BoJo is taxing you and giving your money to them to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense :-S Can you have a word with Pelmet - Pelmet is a party member on first name terms with the Prime Minister (lol) So we need him to have a word with BoJo and ask him to stop taxing you and giving your money to them so they can buy drugs. Just so BoJo can bribe them to buy their votes and maintain his empire at your expense :-S Then if the SNP were in power instead of BoJo we could tackle the drugs problem. :-D I dont pay tax so more guff ... The rest of your guff is just that ... Guff What about all that money you make from those little old ladies who's roofs you keep repairing and all that lead you keep flogging from those church roof "jobs"? A clever accountant proves invaluable ... Und a large safe in the cellar which was here when it used to be a working dairy as your Grindr boyfriend could tell ya
Brian Kirby Posted December 16, 2020 Posted December 16, 2020 Birdbrain - 2020-12-16 2:05 PM Brian Kirby - 2020-12-16 11:27 AM Birdbrain - 2020-12-16 6:26 AM............................ I dont pay tax so more guff ... Assuming you are now retired on a minimal pension, no, of course you don't pay tax Antony, do you? You presumably have insurances? You pay Insurance Premium Tax. You buy goods and services? You pay Value Added Tax. I believe you have a house? You pay Council Tax. You run car/motorhome? You pay Vehicle Excise Duty. You put fuel in your vehicles? You pay Fuel Duty. You buy booze? You pay Excise Duty on alcohol. You smoke? You pay Excise duty on tobacco. You move home? You pay stamp duty. You buy almost anything? You pay, in the price, the cost of Corporation Tax and Business Rates payable by those businesses. Jeez ... Like ya hatey friend Septic did one presumed the other hatey type meant income tax ... Thanks for the pointless lecture Well, if you could just bring yourself to write what you mean, you could avoid the "hatey" (i.e. correcting) "lectures", couldn't you? If you mean income tax, say income tax. The rest is, in Birdbrain speak "total guff", because John52's post wasn't about income tax, but about general taxation, and how/where it is spent. Perhaps you forgot to read what you were replying to? Always a bad start! :-D But even then your reply is "guff" because all tax goes to the Treasury. There are no hypothecated taxes. What's the expression? GIGO - Garbage In, Garbage Out. So, don't write garbage (AKA guff). Is it so hard?
Birdbrain Posted December 16, 2020 Author Posted December 16, 2020 Brian Kirby - 2020-12-16 3:21 PM Birdbrain - 2020-12-16 2:05 PM Brian Kirby - 2020-12-16 11:27 AM Birdbrain - 2020-12-16 6:26 AM............................ I dont pay tax so more guff ... Assuming you are now retired on a minimal pension, no, of course you don't pay tax Antony, do you? You presumably have insurances? You pay Insurance Premium Tax. You buy goods and services? You pay Value Added Tax. I believe you have a house? You pay Council Tax. You run car/motorhome? You pay Vehicle Excise Duty. You put fuel in your vehicles? You pay Fuel Duty. You buy booze? You pay Excise Duty on alcohol. You smoke? You pay Excise duty on tobacco. You move home? You pay stamp duty. You buy almost anything? You pay, in the price, the cost of Corporation Tax and Business Rates payable by those businesses. Jeez ... Like ya hatey friend Septic did one presumed the other hatey type meant income tax ... Thanks for the pointless lecture Well, if you could just bring yourself to write what you mean, you could avoid the "hatey" (i.e. correcting) "lectures", couldn't you? If you mean income tax, say income tax. The rest is, in Birdbrain speak "total guff", because John52's post wasn't about income tax, but about general taxation, and how/where it is spent. Perhaps you forgot to read what you were replying to? Always a bad start! :-D But even then your reply is "guff" because all tax goes to the Treasury. There are no hypothecated taxes. What's the expression? GIGO - Garbage In, Garbage Out. So, don't write garbage (AKA guff). Is it so hard? Bad night on the piles Brian ??? Sometimes with ya good self ya read a little too much into something and over think and over complicate it ... Keep it simple for us "extremists" and alls good init ... Seasons wishes by the way to all at Kirby Towers
Barryd999 Posted December 16, 2020 Posted December 16, 2020 Birdbrain - 2020-12-16 2:09 PM Barryd999 - 2020-12-16 8:54 AM Birdbrain - 2020-12-16 6:26 AM John52 - 2020-12-16 5:22 AM You are giving them too much money. BoJo is taxing you and giving your money to them to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense :-S Can you have a word with Pelmet - Pelmet is a party member on first name terms with the Prime Minister (lol) So we need him to have a word with BoJo and ask him to stop taxing you and giving your money to them so they can buy drugs. Just so BoJo can bribe them to buy their votes and maintain his empire at your expense :-S Then if the SNP were in power instead of BoJo we could tackle the drugs problem. :-D I dont pay tax so more guff ... The rest of your guff is just that ... Guff What about all that money you make from those little old ladies who's roofs you keep repairing and all that lead you keep flogging from those church roof "jobs"? A clever accountant proves invaluable ... Und a large safe in the cellar which was here when it used to be a working dairy as your Grindr boyfriend could tell ya Good to hear you have a good accountant and do things properly. For a moment there I started wondering if you were going round in a sheepskin coat, sucking in air through your teeth and going "naaaah Cash only luv" I cant honestly think what you would need a big safe for though. B-)
John52 Posted December 16, 2020 Posted December 16, 2020 pelmetman - 2020-12-16 8:49 AM John52 - 2020-12-16 5:22 AM You are giving them too much money. BoJo is taxing you and giving your money to them to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense :-S Can you have a word with Pelmet - Pelmet is a party member on first name terms with the Prime Minister (lol) So we need him to have a word with BoJo and ask him to stop taxing you and giving your money to them so they can buy drugs. Just so BoJo can bribe them to buy their votes and maintain his empire at your expense :-S Then if the SNP were in power instead of BoJo we could tackle the drugs problem. :-D So who are you going to get to pay for your drug problem when you vote to leave the UK? >:-) .......... When you persuade your friend 'Boris' to stop sending your money to crackheads to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense, we won't have this drug problem :-D
Brian Kirby Posted December 16, 2020 Posted December 16, 2020 Birdbrain - 2020-12-16 5:11 PM...................... Seasons wishes by the way to all at Kirby Towers Very kind Antony, and mine in return for all those in the birdbox.
Guest pelmetman Posted December 17, 2020 Posted December 17, 2020 John52 - 2020-12-16 5:45 PM pelmetman - 2020-12-16 8:49 AM John52 - 2020-12-16 5:22 AM You are giving them too much money. BoJo is taxing you and giving your money to them to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense :-S Can you have a word with Pelmet - Pelmet is a party member on first name terms with the Prime Minister (lol) So we need him to have a word with BoJo and ask him to stop taxing you and giving your money to them so they can buy drugs. Just so BoJo can bribe them to buy their votes and maintain his empire at your expense :-S Then if the SNP were in power instead of BoJo we could tackle the drugs problem. :-D So who are you going to get to pay for your drug problem when you vote to leave the UK? >:-) .......... When you persuade your friend 'Boris' to stop sending your money to crackheads to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense, we won't have this drug problem :-D So who will pay for your Crack Heads when you vote to Leave the UK? ;-) ........ BTW what currency will you use?....... As you wont be British so wont be able to use the British Pound >:-) ........ Perhaps you could trade with Haggis or whiskey seeing as oil is no longer classed as black gold :D ........
John52 Posted December 19, 2020 Posted December 19, 2020 pelmetman - 2020-12-17 9:27 AM John52 - 2020-12-16 5:45 PM pelmetman - 2020-12-16 8:49 AM John52 - 2020-12-16 5:22 AM You are giving them too much money. BoJo is taxing you and giving your money to them to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense :-S Can you have a word with Pelmet - Pelmet is a party member on first name terms with the Prime Minister (lol) So we need him to have a word with BoJo and ask him to stop taxing you and giving your money to them so they can buy drugs. Just so BoJo can bribe them to buy their votes and maintain his empire at your expense :-S Then if the SNP were in power instead of BoJo we could tackle the drugs problem. :-D So who are you going to get to pay for your drug problem when you vote to leave the UK? >:-) .......... When you persuade your friend 'Boris' to stop sending your money to crackheads to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense, we won't have this drug problem :-D So who will pay for your Crack Heads when you vote to Leave the UK? ;-) ........ BTW what currency will you use?....... As you wont be British so wont be able to use the British Pound >:-) ........ Perhaps you could trade with Haggis or whiskey seeing as oil is no longer classed as black gold :D ........ When you persuade "Boris" to stop taking money from you and using it to bribe crackheads to buy their votes and maintain his empire at your expense, they won't have the money to spend on drugs :-D We will have the Euro, and rebuild Hadrians wall, to stop drugs and crooks from coming in :-D
John52 Posted December 19, 2020 Posted December 19, 2020 Oh and our Public Health Minister has just lost his job Can you remember when Tory Ministers were held accountable *-) - the only thing they get sacked for is not supporting BoJo >:-)
John52 Posted December 19, 2020 Posted December 19, 2020 What currency will you have when BoJo has trashed the pound?
Guest pelmetman Posted December 19, 2020 Posted December 19, 2020 John52 - 2020-12-19 6:28 AM pelmetman - 2020-12-17 9:27 AM John52 - 2020-12-16 5:45 PM pelmetman - 2020-12-16 8:49 AM John52 - 2020-12-16 5:22 AM You are giving them too much money. BoJo is taxing you and giving your money to them to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense :-S Can you have a word with Pelmet - Pelmet is a party member on first name terms with the Prime Minister (lol) So we need him to have a word with BoJo and ask him to stop taxing you and giving your money to them so they can buy drugs. Just so BoJo can bribe them to buy their votes and maintain his empire at your expense :-S Then if the SNP were in power instead of BoJo we could tackle the drugs problem. :-D So who are you going to get to pay for your drug problem when you vote to leave the UK? >:-) .......... When you persuade your friend 'Boris' to stop sending your money to crackheads to buy their votes, and maintain his empire at your expense, we won't have this drug problem :-D So who will pay for your Crack Heads when you vote to Leave the UK? ;-) ........ BTW what currency will you use?....... As you wont be British so wont be able to use the British Pound >:-) ........ Perhaps you could trade with Haggis or whiskey seeing as oil is no longer classed as black gold :D ........ When you persuade "Boris" to stop taking money from you and using it to bribe crackheads to buy their votes and maintain his empire at your expense, they won't have the money to spend on drugs :-D We will have the Euro, and rebuild Hadrians wall, to stop drugs and crooks from coming in :-D Dontcha have to be in the EU to use the euro? ;-) .......... Which begs another question :D .......... Can the EU afford to take on another basket case economy? >:-) ........ Have to say though the thought of the EU rebuilding Hadrian's wall and keeping folk like you with unsavoury toilet habits Out of England is quite appealling B-) ...........
John52 Posted December 19, 2020 Posted December 19, 2020 pelmetman - 2020-12-19 9:34 AM Can the EU afford to take on another basket case economy? ..... Yes because it won't have any others when you leave :-D What currency will you use when BoJo has finished trashing the pound (?)
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