Vixters other half Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 has anyone considered pushing the car instead of towing it - should solve a few issues ? VoH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jen's Grumpy Git Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Don't start them off again VOH, they are still stewing over the other two threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Bry Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Vixters other half - 2007-09-28 12:33 PM has anyone considered pushing the car instead of towing it - should solve a few issues ? VoH Could be an answer, as read somewhere that a German lorry driver was stopped by the police because he had a Smart car on his front bumper.Apparently, he'd picked this up at a roundabout, as he set off thinking that the car in front had already gone!!He said he felt a slight jolt in setting off, put put this down to his heavy load on his wagon and using a low gear in setting off.Thai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GJH Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Thai Bry - 2007-09-28 12:56 PM read somewhere that a German lorry driver was stopped by the police because he had a Smart car on his front bumper Smart car on his front bumper? That must have been even more embarrassing than having somebody write "Clean Me" in the muck on the back door (lol) Graham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest starspirit Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Wonderful idea why don't you patent it. Good cure for front wheel drive wheel spin too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna miller Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I was going to say, you could tow your motorhome behind your car, then I realised that would be the same as VOH's. idea. Good job I'm not blonde *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w1ntersun Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Hi, How about a wheel chair in front of the truck http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zSGy4GqYAY8 Richard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred grant Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 us will go one beter how about voh - in a wheelchair - in front of the truck its easy f Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred grant Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 us will go one beter how about voh - in a wheelchair - in front of the truck its easy f Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred grant Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 us will go one beter how about voh - in a wheelchair - in front of the truck its easy f Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david lloyd Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 You're beginning to repeat yourself fred............ David Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I think he's got hiccups ... too much of the old moonshine! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred grant Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 apologies all me andsums - it was a sneezing fit. oh ok then, and a bit of moonshine. us as ad a good harvest this year. just dont let on to alice!! follicallychallengedfred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myshell Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Wish I had thought of that, I paid a fortune for a Roller and all I got stuck on the bonnet was a Silver Lady! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixters other half Posted October 2, 2007 Author Share Posted October 2, 2007 I dont think an electric wheel chair would have sufficient grunt to tow my Mh - even if it was chipped! But there again miniturisation is a booming business and I expect there will soon be nuclear powered wheel chairs, so perhaps you will get the chance to see me doing a ton pulling my Mh. Howie can I borrow your goggles?? VoH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo3090 Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 My mother in law could do with an electric chair!! I thank you, I am available for weddings and christenings at a reasonable rate! :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Tomo Suggest you try out the electric chair first before giving it to your mother in law just to make sure it works okay. >:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Pushing another vehicle eh? Reminds me of the old story:- Wife is out driving the motorhome. Husband gets a phone call - it's his wife on her mobile, distraught and panicking: "Brian, Brian, I've hit a pig and he's trapped in the front grill of the camper, he's still alive and wriggling, and I can't get remove him". Brian replies "Don't panic Mary, take the great big carving knife from the drawer, and stab it once through the heart. Then when it stops wriggling, you can pull it out of the front grill". "OK", says Mary, "I'll try. Hold the phone for a sec". Brian hears a loud scream, and then silence. Mary comes back on the phone a minute later: "You'd have been proud of me Brian! I did just as you said, stabbed him right through the heart, and then when he stopped moving I pulled him out of the front grill. Now.....what should I do about his motorbike that's under the front wheels?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigal55 Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 BGD - 2007-10-02 8:08 PM Pushing another vehicle eh? Reminds me of the old story:- Wife is out driving the motorhome. Husband gets a phone call - it's his wife on her mobile, distraught and panicking: "Brian, Brian, I've hit a pig and he's trapped in the front grill of the camper, he's still alive and wriggling, and I can't get remove him". Brian replies "Don't panic Mary, take the great big carving knife from the drawer, and stab it once through the heart. Then when it stops wriggling, you can pull it out of the front grill". "OK", says Mary, "I'll try. Hold the phone for a sec". Brian hears a loud scream, and then silence. Mary comes back on the phone a minute later: "You'd have been proud of me Brian! I did just as you said, stabbed him right through the heart, and then when he stopped moving I pulled him out of the front grill. Now.....what should I do about his motorbike that's under the front wheels?" there monitoring this site don,t think your safe in spain, good story though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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