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handyman Mentor

handyman

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Hymer C 9. - 2007-10-04 8:15 PM

 

Handyman, if the forum annoyes you so much, and you don't like the opinions of the forum users, what is it that keeps you following every thread finding the ones you can critisise then keeping at it like a dog with a bone, lighten up and take the blinkers off, at least I can see why your greyhound wears ear muffs and blinkers now, you must get very repetive and boreing. (and yes I know I'm not the best speller in the world and if there are mistakes I don't care so don't bother pointing that out). Carol.

 

hymer,

 

It is the attitude of a handful of the gang that annoys me, not all the other users. This is actually the same as the gang members, who have the same opinion of me

 

It is only a few threads i have an opinion on, at the moment there are 2. Dont really see what you mean

 

As for your spelling, your getting me mixed up with another member who is obsessed with spelling, i'm not

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An acqaintance of mine who is a Gypsy fortune teller had a problem recently when she developed a green mark on the inside of each thigh.

The doctor very quickly diagnosed that her husband's ear-rings aren't made of gold.

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handyman - 2007-10-04 8:35 PM if you want to improve your spelling you should install a 'google toolbar', which has a great one click spell checker.

Is there a toolbar that'll tell you when to use capital letters?

the tortoise Enthusiast

the tortoise

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Perhaps it would help if everyone took one step back from this confrontation.

 

Carol - read the cards for Mr Handyman and perhaps we can better understand his logic.

 

Michele - let him speak, it is a basic entitlement and we can learn about ourselves from observing our reaction to others.

 

Caraprof - watch and all will become clear.

 

 

handyman Mentor

handyman

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caraprof - 2007-10-04 8:39 PM
handyman - 2007-10-04 8:35 PM if you want to improve your spelling you should install a 'google toolbar', which has a great one click spell checker.

Is there a toolbar that'll tell you when to use capital letters?

(lol) finally you've said something thats actually funny (lol)
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the tortoise - 2007-10-04 8:39 PM Perhaps it would help if everyone took one step back from this confrontation. Carol - read the cards for Mr Handyman and perhaps we can better understand his logic. Michele - let him speak, it is a basic entitlement and we can learn about ourselves from observing our reaction to others. Caraprof - watch and all will become clear.

Physician heal thyself first!

BGD Grand Master

BGD

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BGD - 2007-10-04 6:25 PM

 

BGD - 2007-10-04 5:02 PM

 

BGD - 2007-10-04 12:23 PM

 

handyman - 2007-10-04 12:16 PM

 

theres a lot of nasty little men (and woman) on this forum, with far too much time on their hands B-)

 

 

OK Handyman - if that is your considered opinion, then rather than firing buckshot, please go ahead and name each of them, and for each person detail the specific reasons as to why you think that person is:

 

a) Nasty, and

 

b) Little.

 

Cheers,

 

Bruce.

 

 

 

Ah, good to see you back amongst our happy throng handyman.

 

Could you do us the honour of naming names now, and giving your rationale, as requested above.

 

Many thanks,

 

Bruce.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Once more into the breach dear friends..........."

 

OK Handyman - if that is your considered opinion, then rather than firing buckshot, please go ahead and name each of them, and for each person detail the specific reasons as to why you think that person is:

 

a) Nasty, and

 

b) Little.

 

Cheers,

 

Bruce.

 

 

 

C'mon, don't go all shy on everyone now - I'm sure you really want to do this.

 

You were keen enough to fire that buckshot, why so coy this evening about defending it with names and details?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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the tortoise - 2007-10-04 8:50 PM Perhaps Mr Handyman isn't ready to take on such an eloquent foe, Bruce

Bruce has just written who's when it should have been whose.

Sorry Bruce but when you listed all of those qualifications you put yourself in the firing line!

Now take it like a man and try to do better next time! :-D

BGD Grand Master

BGD

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the tortoise - 2007-10-04 8:50 PM

 

Perhaps Mr Handyman isn't ready to take on such an eloquent foe, Bruce

 

 

I'll have you know that I'm no foe,

Nor am I a Fee or a Fie or a Fum.

I'm simply a chap with a bee in his cap,

About names that were promised to come.

 

 

Hang on - but that could mean.............surely not.............that he might even include me in his list of names?

 

As nasty, do you think?

 

Or maybe as small?

 

 

 

I'm distraught Sir!

 

Veritably wracked with guilt and remorse.

 

My world would implode!

 

 

 

Let's just wait see who's really on his list under each of the two headings and what reasons he gives for including each name....................

 

 

 

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the tortoise - 2007-10-04 8:58 PM we bow to your superior knowledge Mr Caraprof - a simple slip of the typing-finger, I assume.

Hang on Torty - it was Bruce who made the slip up, not you - or are you BGD as well!

If you've multiple personalities you need to remember which one you're currently using!

Mel B Grand Master

Mel B

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Whey-hey ... it's nice to know that I'm not the only one on your bullying list Frank!!! :-D Its a shame you didn't like a taste of your own medicine though ... not very nice is it, however, I didn't actually think that you would be bothered, being so self-assured and confident, my mistake obviously. :D

 

Off I toddle to do some other bits and pieces for a day or so and come back and all hell has broken loose ... *-)

 

If a woman's excuse is PMT (which I haven't got by the way ... but saying that it would be a good ruse wouldn't it!>:-)), however, what' all you blokes' excuses then???? PFT (pre-forum tension?). (lol)

 

Oh, forgot to say Frank, I don't hate you, that would take energy and I've got better things to waste it on, sorry to disappoint. :-D Byeeeeeeeeeee ... off to play with some other friendlier types on the forum.

 

Hubble ... bubble ... toil and trouble ... where's me recipe book! (lol) (lol) (lol)

BGD Grand Master

BGD

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J9withdogs - 2007-10-04 9:01 PM

 

BGD - 2007-10-04 8:59 PM

 

 

Or maybe as small?

 

 

I think we've already established you aren't small, Bruce :D :D

 

 

 

 

 

Get thee to thy boudoir in yon high tower milady and await your Lordships grace once his noble but bloody work is done.

 

There is talk of war afoot upon this very field and I fear it will not be a pretty spectacle for one as delicate as thee.

 

Even as we engage in this momentary dalliance, I feel the portent of dark forces gathering yonder.

 

I must away and rally my troops for the imminent conflict.

 

For the Black Baron, known hereabouts as Baron Handyman, has ventured forth this very day and invaded the erstwhile peaceful hills and dales of our beloved Out-And-About Land with his poisonous sword of allegation.

 

I must await him here, surrounded by my few trusty Knights.

Here we will make our stand, for if the dark forces of allegation go unchallenged, the Black Baron will one day rule this entire Kingdom.

 

I stand ready to smite this allegation with my proven lance of wordiness, trusting in my armour of thick-skinnedness, and riding upon my trusty steed, Keyboard.

 

If I should fall in this Herculean task, think not ill of me, but remember always that I fought to defend the honour of milady and the other fair maidens hereabouts.

 

 

 

michele Grand Master

michele

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Sax in the morning I luv it I always wanted it but I wasn't very good at blowing :$ Good god that sounds bad :D I went to bowsey & hawks on totteham court road to try it ..
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Mel B - 2007-10-04 9:18 PM Whey-hey ... it's nice to know that I'm not the only one on your bullying list Frank!!! :-D Its a shame you didn't like a taste of your own medicine though ... not very nice is it, however, I didn't actually think that you would be bothered, being so self-assured and confident, my mistake obviously. :D Off I toddle to do some other bits and pieces for a day or so and come back and all hell has broken loose ... *-) If a woman's excuse is PMT (which I haven't got by the way ... but saying that it would be a good ruse wouldn't it!>:-)), however, what' all you blokes' excuses then???? PFT (pre-forum tension?). (lol) Oh, forgot to say Frank, I don't hate you, that would take energy and I've got better things to waste it on, sorry to disappoint. :-D Byeeeeeeeeeee ... off to play with some other friendlier types on the forum. Hubble ... bubble ... toil and trouble ... where's me recipe book! (lol) (lol) (lol)

What are you on about woman - who am I supposed to be bullying now? And what's this medicine that I'm supposed to have taken?

There's not been one post that remotely matches your description. And why is it only you that seems to be jumping to these silly conclusions?

Get over me Mel - you've acted rashly and stupidly but it's done. Unlike you I don't bear a grudge.

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michele - 2007-10-04 9:28 PM

 

Sax in the morning I luv it I always wanted it but I wasn't very good at blowing :$ Good god that sounds bad :D I went to bowsey & hawks on totteham court road to try it ..

 

Babe.......

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My God! There's a smell of brimstone in the air all of a sudden! :-D

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