icelander Posted October 23, 2007 Author Posted October 23, 2007 Brilliant Jan and Mel a special well done keep them coming - any more of love for fellow campers and human beings?
Guest Tracker Posted October 23, 2007 Posted October 23, 2007 That is wonderful Clive - what's it like living with an artistic genius!
Hymer C 9. Posted October 23, 2007 Posted October 23, 2007 Thought I'd have a look at the forum tonight. Instead of hassle imagine my delight To find a thread that made me smile No reason for new members to run a mile. We Motorcaravaners can be a sensitive lot Though poor Howie I fear has lost the plot For all he get's got off our Mel is the chop Handyman could have another try And show us all he's really a sensitive Guy. I'd try and do another verse but these bl***dy flashing lights are gettin on my nerves. Carol.
J9withdogs Posted October 23, 2007 Posted October 23, 2007 The flashing lights can be laid to rest Just follow these steps The patience of the Mods it'll test But at least we won't get a migraine You can disable them: go to 'Tools' 'Internet Options' 'Advanced' and scroll down to 'Play animations in webpages' and un-tick.
Guest Tracker Posted October 23, 2007 Posted October 23, 2007 J9 is such a clever lass to help our eyes get focused from all the horrid flashing mass of crap and hocus pocus I got the first one on page two boy I'm a clever guy or just a silly fella who don't know the reason why The mods on here all want to flash their wares for all to see to try and part us from our cash no chance - they don't fool me. Is that better? Or at least less worse I am known for many crimes the worst of which are awful rhymes
J9withdogs Posted October 23, 2007 Posted October 23, 2007 Tracker, a poet you ain't It doesn't even scan A pretty picture you paint But the last line always lets you down, doesn't it?
Guest Tracker Posted October 23, 2007 Posted October 23, 2007 There are worse things to be let down by?
Guest Tracker Posted October 27, 2007 Posted October 27, 2007 Love me when I'm old and shocking, and I'll peel off your elastic stocking. Swinging from the chandeliers, let's be randy bad old dears. Push around my best wheelchair, and you can tease my white old hair. Scaring kids by switching dentures, we'll have some really wild adventures. Take me to the Doc's and bingo, teach me how to speak the lingo. Mash my food and warm my tea, show me how it's meant to be. Take me to your special places, watching all the puzzled faces. Me in shorts, no socks, just sandals, you with wrinkles and love handles. As our depth of love enthralls, we wrestle with our damp proof smalls. Make me laugh without pretending, our love is firm and never ending. Help me find my Zimmer frames, and playing silly memory games. As we grow old disgracefully, in love with you is where I'll be. Hold me safe throughout the night, for when our hair has turned to white, believe me when I say, it's true, I waited all my life for you.
icelander Posted October 27, 2007 Author Posted October 27, 2007 This is really great more please anyone
Guest Tracker Posted October 27, 2007 Posted October 27, 2007 What a funny bunny Icelander surely be, to like our poems good and bad is a surprise to me. I wonder what it is that makes some folk a fan Surely it can't be the way they always scan? She, or he?, it seems to me, is always on direction, for poetry with loving themes, to add to their collection? So what's the prize for decent prose, I ask without a chance, of winning owt from those who knows just what good rhyme's about
icelander Posted October 28, 2007 Author Posted October 28, 2007 Your hidden talents are shining through Tracker Has no one else got anything to say about how they met the love of their life?
J9withdogs Posted October 28, 2007 Posted October 28, 2007 The love of my life is elusive I haven't found him to date But if I kiss enough frogs One day I'll find my soulmate He's hiding under a lily-pad Biding his time, playing it cool I must just keep on looking Or drain the b***dy pool!
J9withdogs Posted October 28, 2007 Posted October 28, 2007 davenewell@home - 2007-10-28 4:06 PM Get a room you two >:-) >:-) D. Dave - I am doing nothing to encourage him. Think I'll have a word with his other-half, Dot and see if she knows what Richard's up to when she's not looking :D
Guest Tracker Posted October 28, 2007 Posted October 28, 2007 Dot does know all about Janine, and because we have no secrets and a great relationship she is really looking forward to meeting her.
J9withdogs Posted October 28, 2007 Posted October 28, 2007 Tracker - 2007-10-28 7:44 PM Dot does know all about Janine, and because we have no secrets and a great relationship she is really looking forward to meeting her. Whooo hooo this is gonna be fun :D :D :D
Mel B Posted October 28, 2007 Posted October 28, 2007 Janine ... are you sure you reading Richard's last little statement correctly? I can think of another way to take it and it wouldn't be pleasant for you!!! Best send in a Janine clone first and see if it survives! 8-)
Guest Tracker Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 This is a handy one for a sixtieth birthday! Sixty now you poor old fart, give up work and take up art. Slippers await a lazy life, stay at home - annoy the wife. So much to do, so much to see, I know it's true so please trust me. Retiring is your best decision, who says not treat with derision. Frontiers new go out and find, ensure you have a darn good time. Life's too short don't let it pass, so up you get - get off your arse. Enjoy life to the full my friend, for we know not what's round the bend. Make the most of every day, Enjoy each other whilst you may. Live life to the full each day, enjoy yourselves in every way. For all too soon the flame has gone, and just the memories linger on.
J9withdogs Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 I reckon you could get a job writing the verses for greetings cards, Rich (lol)
Guest Tracker Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 I am known for many crimes, the worst of which are awful rhymes. So if you see me writing verses, go ahead - enjoy some curses. A birthday card I could not write, it's far too hard it takes all night. So rest assured your cards are good, 'cos I just can't get in the mood. A cheeky line in rhyming verse, I am afraid might seem too terse. But if you feel my verse is sad, why not write one far less bad?
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