J9withdogs Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 No, Rich, I think they are brilliant and that you should do it professionally (lol)
Guest Tracker Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 This is not one of mine but I do like it! It's wondrous what a hug can do, it cheers you up when you feel blue. A hug can say 'I love you so', or that 'I hate to see you go'. A hug is 'welcome back dear friend', a hug can help deep hurt to mend. A hug brings rainbow after rain, and makes the world seem good again. A hug - there really is no doubt, we never could survive without. A hug delights and warms and charms, Hugs is why God gave us arms. So stretch those arms without delay, and give someone a hug today. You'll feel better when you do, 'cos hugging's magic's best with two.
icelander Posted October 29, 2007 Author Posted October 29, 2007 Super Tracker The love of my life is elusive I haven't found him to date But if I kiss enough frogs One day I'll find my soulmate He's hiding under a lily-pad Biding his time, playing it cool I must just keep on looking Or drain the b***dy pool! I love it sad but very very good - perhaps only a her instead of a him and a She`s instead of He`s could be more rewarding every step I take is a pleasure
Guest Tracker Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 Don't be lulled into believing that I am really quite a nice guy, because it is all a big act and I am really just a nasty grumpy old man waiting innocently for the chance for yet someone else to have yet another unprovoked go at me!
J9withdogs Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 icelander - 2007-10-29 4:33 I love it sad but very very good - perhaps only a her instead of a him and a She`s instead of He`s could be more rewarding I don't think I fancy women, Amy 8-)
Guest Tracker Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 That's probably the best offer you'll get on here Janine! Apart from Howie of course - randy old git that he is!
J9withdogs Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 And we all know that Howie would run a mile if Mel, Michele or me took him up on his offers! (lol)
Guest Tracker Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 Wonder why??????????????????????????????????????????????
J9withdogs Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 Because Mrs Howie would be after him with a rolling-pin! (lol) (lol)
Guest Tracker Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 Oh yes of course she would - what other reason could there have possibly been?
howie Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 I,m not averse to the odd sweet nothing Whispered softly when no one else listens But spare me please the ordeal I imagine Of making love to three P.A. systems.
davenewellhome Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 You never know, Mrs Howie might jump at the chance to be rid of the randy little bugger ;-) D.
Guest Tracker Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 davenewell@home - 2007-10-29 6:28 PM You never know, Mrs Howie might jump at the chance to be rid of the randy little bugger ;-) D. Mrs Howie loves her man except when he is randy then she hits him where she can and a rolling pin is handy
Guest Tracker Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 Tracker - 2007-10-29 7:26 PM davenewell@home - 2007-10-29 6:28 PM You never know, Mrs Howie might jump at the chance to be rid of the randy little bugger ;-) D. But Howie doesn't mind the pain in fact he finds it thrilling and much more fun when in the rain how much can he have for a shilling.
icelander Posted October 29, 2007 Author Posted October 29, 2007 Is this really all your own work Tracker? If so well done :-D
Guest Tracker Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 I don't know that it is work but yes apart from the 'hugging' one all the others are my own creations. I suppose it is the result of a warped mind? I think J9 is still waiting for a nice one from you Icelander? By the way what is your real name and where are you - J9 wants to know please?
J9withdogs Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 Put the wooden spoon away please, Richard >:-)
Guest Tracker Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 I think Icelander has a crush on J9 but is too shy to say so? Can anyone help these two get it together please?
J9withdogs Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 Richard is a stirrer Everyone should know That if he doesn't stop I'll get Dot to shorten his leash >:-( >:-( >:-(
Guest Tracker Posted October 30, 2007 Posted October 30, 2007 But at least Richard does not use more than one ID at any one time - so there!
Mel B Posted October 30, 2007 Posted October 30, 2007 Forget shortening the leash, get Dot to burn his rug instead! :D Ah ... the smell of the old Toureg camp fires ..... :$
J9withdogs Posted October 30, 2007 Posted October 30, 2007 tee hee, can't wait to meet Dot - I bet she doesn't know the half of it (lol)
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