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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While

they were there, the wife passed away.


The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for

£5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for £150."


The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped



The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your wife

home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend

only £150?"


The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three

days later he rose from the dead.


I just can't take that chance."




(lol) (lol) (lol)

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