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Hope you all had a good break.

Just thought I'd pop in to see how everybody is, and I see that it is just as boring as ever. Even Michele can't be bothered to post much any more.

I see the superstud Tracker or is it Whacker? is still trying to impress the ladies with his razer sharp wit and inuendo. (especially the sexy Janine).

It must be getting desperate as even Bruce is clamouring for the return of the right honourable Frank Wilkinson. (R.I.P).

Anyway , must fly I've got some paint to watch drying.

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Frank Spencer - 2008-01-19 9:43 PM

 

Hope you all had a good break.

Just thought I'd pop in to see how everybody is, and I see that it is just as boring as ever. Even Michele can't be bothered to post much any more.

I see the superstud Tracker or is it Whacker? is still trying to impress the ladies with his razer sharp wit and inuendo. (especially the sexy Janine).

It must be getting desperate as even Bruce is clamouring for the return of the right honourable Frank Wilkinson. (R.I.P).

Anyway , must fly I've got some paint to watch drying.

 

have you any idea what a complete knobhead you make yourself look writing stuff like this

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Oh hi Frank Spencer .. thanks for asking about the holidays I had a lovely one thank you .

 

As for FS being FW never FW said he will never be back and that is where it should be left . If he decided to come back I dont think he would use any false name only his own.

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I agree. FW was a gentleman. This Spencer herbert is clearly a rude idiot and should be tied to a post and severely flogged with Micheles corset. :D
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Dont reley on me I aint got any yet :D

Could always flog him with my suspender belt :D

 

Anyway i do slightly agree with FSpencer I find that we are now using this like MSM which whilst its fun we are not actually using our brains alot are we .

We never seem to discuss any serious topics anymore and i for one miss it whilst I enjoy the chatter it gets a little boring thats not to say we shouldnt have a laugh what do you all think. (?) (?) (?) (?) (?)

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Sometimes it is

 

SWMBO had an amazing lift up thingy that almost made her look as though she had developed not one but two goitres.

 

Then just as we were about to go out there was this swooshing noise and these things deflated and it all went pear-shaped round the back.

 

She said "Oh! my God - does this dress make my bum look big?"

 

Without thinking I said:-

 

 

"Why blame the dress?"

 

 

We had an interesting evening after that.

 

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