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A couple of pomes


Dave Newell

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WOMAN'S POEM

 

 

Before I lay me down to

sleep,

 

I pray for a man, who's not a

creep,

 

One who's handsome, smart and

strong.

 

One who loves to listen

long,

 

One who thinks before he

speaks,

 

One who'll call, not wait for

weeks.

 

I pray he's gainfully

employed,

 

When I spend his cash, won't be

annoyed.

 

Pulls out my chair and opens my

door,

 

Massages my back and begs to do

more.

 

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my

mind,

 

Knows what to answer to "how big is my

behind?"

 

I pray that this man will love me to no

end,

 

And always be my very best

friend.

 

 

 

MAN'S POEM

 

 

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge

boobs who owns a Bar on a golf course and loves to send me drinking and playing darts. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a damn.

 

 

 

:D :D :D

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