Guest Le Thou Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Just a thought but what are your oddities in life.... Why is a wrong number never engaged? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Where does your lap go when you stand up? *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 You called????? :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Bry Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Le Thou - 2008-03-03 9:20 PM Just a thought but what are your oddities in life.... Why is a wrong number never engaged? Why is there only "ONE" monopoly commission??How far is "As the crow flies"?How does the person who drives the snow plough get to work??Thai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Le Thou Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Mel B - 2008-03-03 9:35 PM You called????? :-D You will never know, you was probably engaged,.... How does the man who drives the snowplough get to work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 How Hi is a Chinaman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Le Thou Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 How doyou throw a dustbin away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob b Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 What's the difference between flammable and inflammable ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Why is there no alternative word for Thesaurus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 What happened to the first 6 "ups"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Bry Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Bazza454 - 2008-03-03 11:27 PM What happened to the first 6 "ups"? Maybe the same as the 1st 39 WD's, so the story goes.Thai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avongas Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Do the French have a word for 'Entrepreneur' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peakepilote Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 When you want to go to sleep,why do you always stay awake? And when you want to stay awake , why do you always fall asleep? And when you finally get to sleep, having not been able to, why does your alarm go off ten minutes after you have nodded off?!!!!!! >:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 ..and why is the cup of tea that you don't have time to finish before you race out of the door, always the best you have tasted in months? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peakepilote Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Why is the plural of sheep - sheep, but the plural of beep - beeps? :-S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna miller Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Why do men have nipples If all brides are beautiful, where do the ugly wives come from :D Why does a dog pull away if you blow in its face, yet sticks its head out the car window for the whole journey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 peter - 2008-03-03 10:40 PM How Hi is a Chinaman. Wun Hung Lo is his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 What is an Occasional Table the rest of the time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 J9withdogs - 2008-03-04 3:03 PM What is an Occasional Table the rest of the time? Unoccasional? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Jones Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I remember (before "Sex Discrimination") seeing ads in the Sits Vac for "part-time Lady," and wondering what SHE was the rest of the time???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Tony Jones - 2008-03-04 4:53 PM I remember (before "Sex Discrimination") seeing ads in the Sits Vac for "part-time Lady," and wondering what SHE was the rest of the time???? Transvestite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Tony Jones - 2008-03-04 4:53 PM I remember (before "Sex Discrimination") seeing ads in the Sits Vac for "part-time Lady," and wondering what SHE was the rest of the time???? I think it describes me perfectly :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 J9withdogs - 2008-03-04 4:59 PM Tony Jones - 2008-03-04 4:53 PM I remember (before "Sex Discrimination") seeing ads in the Sits Vac for "part-time Lady," and wondering what SHE was the rest of the time???? I think it describes me perfectly :D :D I'll vouch for that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Le Thou Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Why can't they get the last calorie out of a 1litre bottle of coca-cola ? Tell me your not a transvestite J9 ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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