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ATTENTION! ATTACK ALERT!


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GENTLEMEN: BE WARNED!

I don't how many of you shop at Tesco, but this may be useful to know.

 

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me,as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

 

This happened to me at Tesco in Redland, Bristol and it could happen to you.

 

Here's how the scam works:

 

Two good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts

 

 

It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them payment, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another supermarket.

 

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

 

 

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday.

 

 

:D :D :D :D

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omidknight - 2008-03-11 8:57 AM

 

Its true. It has just been on the news. Two people have been arrested. after police spotted unusual activity. They have been charged with theft and lots of other offences. Apparently it was two men in drag :-D :D

 

For some reason, they were stealing money to raise funds to buy large quantities of Kitchen Towels!! :-D :-D

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