bob b Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Coffee....................The person upon whom one coughs. Flabbergasted......Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained. Abdicate...............To give up hope of ever having a flat stomach. Esplanade............to attempt an explanation while drunk. Willy-nilly...............Impotent. Negligent............Absently mindedly opening the door when wearing only a nightgown. Lymph...............To walk with a lisp Gargoyle...........Olive-flavoured mouthwash Flatulence.........Emergency vehicle that picks up someone run over by a steamroller. Balderdash........A rapidly receding hairline. Testicle..............A humorous question on an exam. Rectitude..........The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. Pokermon..........A Rastifarian proctologist. Oyster..............A person who sprinkles his conversation with yiddishisms. Frisbeetarianism.....The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. Circumvent......An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by jewish men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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