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Tony Jones Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 All good stuff Spud. Just one question: spud - 2008-03-13 8:02 AM Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. Shouldn't these be two separate lines? Or is it just the bug/windshield thing that's kinky 1st time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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