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Some Men Just Won't Listen..


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Mary's dishwasher stopped working so she called a repairman.

Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Please fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the worktop, and I'll post you a cheque."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT; DON'T TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Mary's house the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking rottweiler he had ever seen. But, just as Mary had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with it's incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.

Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get Him Spike".  __________

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J9withdogs - 2008-03-17 2:32 PM


What do you mean - SOME men won't listen? :D :D




'Tis that constant buzzing noise, rather similar to tinitus, that eventually we men automatically sort of shut out, until you mention key words like "food" or "cars" or "motorbikes" or "sex" - then we instantly tune back in, in case something interesting is being said.


:D :D




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