avongas Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 1. Include Your Children when Baking Cookies 2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 4. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted 5. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case 6. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents 7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 8. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope 9. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 10. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands 11. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms 12. Eye Drops Off Shelf 13. Teachers Strike Idle Kids 14. Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead 15. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe 16. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told 17. Miners Refuse to Work after Death 18. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 19. Stolen Painting Found by Tree 20. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter 21. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Times in 10 Years 22. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One 23. War Dims Hope for Peace 24. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While 25. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 26. Deer Kill 17,000 27. Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 28. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges 29. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 30. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge 31. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 32. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 33. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 34. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy 35. Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire 36. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood 37. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 38. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies B-) B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 "Latest poll shows 99.3% of electors believe that politicians are honest". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo3090 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Someone I know is a sub editor of a local paper and wrote the following sub heading for a story. "Woman punched in Love Triangle" And no one noticed until it had gone to print! :-D Not that domestic violence is a joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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