LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES

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The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

 

 

 

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm,

 

and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

 

 

 

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word

 

'fascinate, not fascinating'.

 

 

 

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I

 

was fascinated.'

 

 

 

The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use

 

the word 'fascinate.'

 

 

 

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny had

 

tricked her before. She finally decided there was no way he could

 

damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

 

 

 

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her t**s

 

are so big she can only fasten eight.'

 

 

 

 

 

The teacher sat down and cried.

 

 

 

:D :D