K&D

[Guest Le Thou]

Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge after spending a great day out on the ocean fishing. His catch, cleaned and filleted, was wrapped in newspaper on the passenger side floor. He was late getting home and was speeding. Wouldn't you know it, a cop jumped out, radar gun in hand, motioned him to the side of the bridge. Bob pulled over like a good citizen.

 

The cop walked up to the window and said, "You know how fast you were going, BOY?" Bob thought for a second and said, "Uhh, 60?" "67 mph, son! 67 mph in a 55 zone!" said the cop. "But if you already knew, officer" replied Bob, "Why did you ask me?"

 

Fuming over Bob's answer, the officer growled, in his normal sarcastic fashion, "That's speeding, and you're getting a ticket and a fine!" The cop took a good close look at Bob, in his stained fishing attire and said, "You don't even look like you have a job! Why, I've never seen anyone so scruffy in my entire life!" Bob answered, "I've got a job! I have a good, well-paying job!" The cop leaned in the window, smelling Bob's fish catch, said, "What kind of a job would a bum like you have?" "I'm a rectum stretcher!" replied Bob. "What you say, BOY?" asked the patrolman. "I'm a rectum stretcher!" The cop, scratching his head, asked, "What does a rectum stretcher do?" Bob explained, "People call me up and say they need to be stretched, so I go over to their house. I start with a couple of fingers, then a couple more and then one whole hand, then two. Then I slowly pull them farther and farther apart until it's a full five feet six inches across."

 

The cop, absorbed with these bizarre images in his mind, asked, "What the hell do you do with a five foot six inch asshole?" Bob nonchalantly answered, "You call it K&D ,buy a caravan, and insult people" (lol)

[KD]

(lol) love it le thou welcome back

[Guest Le Thou]

Your welcome........ (lol)

How's the kids ?? what have I missed ?

 

Been workin away, you know how it is. Love your work about me and Frank but have to say that's not your best , Happy Easter. :-D

[KD]

thanks and merry Christmas le thou, just thought I should point out I am 5ft 10, but dont worry getting 4 inch out isnt anything you should be too embarrassed about ;-) >:-)

[Guest Le Thou]

Speaking of 4" I seem to remember asking youi f you knew that condoms had a bar code on them? I don't think you ever replied but the answer is, Yes they do have a barcode on them but I guess that you aren't unrolling them far enough.

regards (lol)