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A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, so

is he, but she doesn't know that..

 

On their wedding night, she gets naked under the sheets as her husband

undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to

be reassuring.

 

'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry

frighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting -

juss anyting you want. You juss ask.Whatchu want?' he says, trying to

sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

 

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for

her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try someting

I heard from other girls... Numbaa 69.'

 

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled

tone he asks her....'You want...... Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?

 

 

 

;-)

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Good joke, but shame about the obvious punch line.

 

Would it still be a joke without the punch line and how could it be other than obvious? Unless of course you consider house special chow mein to be more subtle >:-) >:-) >:-)

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ROON - 2008-04-09 1:10 PM

 

I don't get it.... what's wrong with wanting Garlic Chicken with snow peas? B-) It's a lot more than I get these days!!!! :$

 

Perhaps you are using the wrong take away?

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