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Ten Objections that Dogs Have About Humans.

 

'1' Blaming your farts on me. Not funny... not funny at all !!!

 

'2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FR*GGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

 

'3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose

walk is this anyway?

 

'4' Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!

 

 

'5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew

your stuff up when you're not home.

 

'6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. OK! You fooled a dog!

WhoopeeDoo! what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

 

'7' Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I

freak out every time we go back!

 

'8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I

haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

 

'9' Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

 

'10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the

truth, you're just jealous.

 

 

Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

 

A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!

 

I'm sure J9 can relate to most of these!

 

 

:D

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spud - 2008-04-09 4:00 PM

 

Ten Objections that Dogs Have About Humans.

 

'1' Blaming your farts on me. Not funny... not funny at all !!!

 

'2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FR*GGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

 

'3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose

walk is this anyway?

 

'4' Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!

 

 

'5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew

your stuff up when you're not home.

 

'6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. OK! You fooled a dog!

WhoopeeDoo! what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

 

'7' Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I

freak out every time we go back!

 

'8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I

haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

 

'9' Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

 

'10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the

truth, you're just jealous.

 

 

Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

 

A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!

 

I'm sure J9 can relate to most of these!

 

 

:D

 

That's not a very nice thing to say about Janine who is really quite a little sweetie!

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Tracker - 2008-04-09 4:56 PM

 

spud - 2008-04-09 4:00 PM

 

Ten Objections that Dogs Have About Humans.

 

'1' Blaming your farts on me. Not funny... not funny at all !!!

 

'2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FR*GGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

 

'3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose

walk is this anyway?

 

'4' Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!

 

 

'5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew

your stuff up when you're not home.

 

'6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. OK! You fooled a dog!

WhoopeeDoo! what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

 

'7' Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I

freak out every time we go back!

 

'8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I

haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

 

'9' Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

 

'10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the

truth, you're just jealous.

 

 

Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

 

A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!

 

I'm sure J9 can relate to most of these!

 

 

:D

 

That's not a very nice thing to say about Janine who is really quite a little sweetie!

 

 

 

But when she repeatedly tries to hump your leg in a crowded pub it can be a trifle awkward......

 

B-)

 

 

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BGD - 2008-04-10 2:06 AM

 

But when she repeatedly tries to hump your leg in a crowded pub it can be a trifle awkward......

 

 

Depends which Pub you are in I suppose!

 

Anyway, you should be so lucky!

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