John52 Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 From Michael O'Leary: https://www.theguardian.com/business/shortcuts/2013/nov/08/michael-o-leary-33-daftest-quotes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Michael O'Leary, the CEO of Ryanair, walks into a pub. He says to the bartender "Can I have a pint of beer?" The bartender says "Certainly, that'll be €0.50" Mr O'Leary pays the 50 cents and says, "That's wonderfully inexpensive!" Then the bartender tells him "And it'll be €3 for the loan of the glass, €3 if you want to sit down, €3 if you stand up, €10 to use the loo. "? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJay Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Tracker - 2017-10-08 11:22 AM Michael O'Leary, the CEO of Ryanair, walks into a pub. He says to the bartender "Can I have a pint of beer?" The bartender says "Certainly, that'll be €0.50" Mr O'Leary pays the 50 cents and says, "That's wonderfully inexpensive!" Then the bartender tells him "And it'll be €3 for the loan of the glass, €3 if you want to sit down, €3 if you stand up, €10 to use the loo. "? LIKE IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Paddy phones Ryanair to book a flight. The operator asks, “How many people are you flying with you?” Paddy replies, “I don't know, its your ............ plane!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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