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In deference to the Archbishop of Canterbury and the Royal Commission for Political Correctness, it was announced today that the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as "English Weather".

In order to avoid offending a sizeable portion of the population, it will now be referred to as "Muslim Weather".

In other words - "Partly Sunni but mostly Shi'ite".

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one way to get rude words past the auto censor tho - using an apostrophe

 

given that if you live in S****horpe you can't tell anyone

or is that all part of PC gone mad as well :D

 

 

B-)

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Brilliant Bazaa. L.M.A.O. (lol)
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There's two T watts in Scotland Michele ( three if you count the time when Chopper tours up there ) but like Sc***thorpe, innocent placenames are subject to the same automatic censorship simply to eliminate foul language which overall must be a good thing. As my old pal Isaac Hunt used to say, you'll never beat the system, so rather than cause offence its better to leave things as they are.
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howie - 2008-08-07 12:18 AM

 

There's two T watts in Scotland Michele ( three if you count the time when Chopper tours up there ) but like Sc***thorpe, innocent placenames are subject to the same automatic censorship simply to eliminate foul language which overall must be a good thing. As my old pal Isaac Hunt used to say, you'll never beat the system, so rather than cause offence its better to leave things as they are.

 

The only problem though Howie is when it **** letters from perfectly reasonable words, it them makes you wonder what the 'bad' word was that was **** out! 8-)

 

That's my excuse anyway .... :D

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Hey! I've just thought of a new 'game' to play!!!

 

Lets see who can come up with the longest word with the most number of letters automatically **** out! (lol)

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I blame the Yanks - they've even changed titbits to tidbits

heaven only knows what they call the birds - 'specially the great tit

 

n blue tit

 

B-)

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Reminds me of the chorus line to a song we used to sing in junior school.

Tit warble, Tit warble, Tit warble. No prizes for who spent most of their time sat in the corner facing the wall. :-(

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