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I’ve recently developed an interest in writing poetry, my first attempt I have given the working title of ‘Stop’, I have completed the first three verses but have come up against what we writers call ‘writers block’, so I’m offering it up for constructive criticism as I know some of you are particularly good at that and maybe you could give some ideas for the next verse.

 

Stop

 

Stop stop, stop stop stop

Stop stop stop, stop stop

Stop stop, stop stop stop

Stop stop stop, stop stop

 

Stop stop, stop stop stop

Stop stop stop, stop stop

Stop stop, stop stop stop

Stop stop stop, stop stop

 

Stop stop, stop stop stop

Stop stop stop, stop stop

Stop stop, stop stop stop

Stop stop stop, stop stop

 

TC

28th August 2008

 

I’ve already had an idea for my second poem that I’ve given the working title of ‘Go’ but I don’t want to get to far into it until I’ve completed ‘Stop’. I don’t see the point in getting into a stop, go type situation.

 

Thanks in advance for your input

 

Posted

Reminds of a girlfriend from years ago. Did'nt last long.

 

Well at least it rhymes Vic, but 'stop' is such a negative word and may I suggest that your next attempt uses a word with far more imagination and positive outlook.

Posted

 

It's so touching.

 

As a creative juxtaposition, you could then invert the whole thing and re-name it "pots" perhaps?

 

Posted

Hmm, 15 dollops of S,

15 of T,

15 of O

& 15 of P,

 

I think your newly acquired interest would benefit from a little creativity, however a good start and keep up the good work.

 

Jeffrey Archer

Posted

victor, for those of us with boring lives who need a little excitement of sorts, could you perhaps now write one entitled Don't stop

 

8-)

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Posted
ROON - 2008-08-29 1:24 PM

 

victor, for those of us with boring lives who need a little excitement of sorts, could you perhaps now write one entitled Don't stop

 

8-)

 

Don’t Stop

 

Don’t stop posting here

It doesn’t matter if you’re boring my dear

Don’t stop waffling away

Just type your twaddle every day

 

Don’t stop posting here

Although not many read you, I fear

Don’t stop waffling away

To you it’s vital you have your say

 

Don’t stop your incessant writing

Don’t look up, just keep typing

Don’t stop logging on to out and about live

Even if compared to other forums, it’s a bit of a dive

 

Don’t stop your incessant writing

But sitting in that chair all day, won’t help the dieting

Don’t stop logging on to out and about live

Your daily post average, has now reached one hundred and five

 

TC

1st September 2008

 

Posted

Ode to Grumpy Old Men

 

They sneak into our lives

Persuade us to become their wives

They then want to change us

Into their mothers

 

As the years pass by

Our children arrive then fly

We are left all alone

With a grumpy old man

 

Nothing is as before

They scratch their bums and snore

Leave their dirty socks

For us to pick up

 

"The world is going mad

The youth of today is just bad

There's nothing on the TV

Worth watching now"

 

"And the price of fuel!

Government takes me for a fool

Pensions are a farce

Beer tastes like....."

 

Now don't get me started

About when he's farted

And friends leave the room

Never to return

 

The tone gets much lower

When he's in the shower

Hawking & spitting

And trying to sing

 

If any of this is true

And is a reality to you

I really sympathise

Just glad I'm single!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Posted
ROON - 2008-08-29 1:24 PM

 

victor, for those of us with boring lives who need a little excitement of sorts, could you perhaps now write one entitled Don't stop

 

8-)

 

roon you are looking good. the one of you with the pole isnt bad either

Posted

Thank you K&D. Now I'm even MORE pleased to see you back again! :-D

 

Victor, thank you for your ode, as requested. Could you now write one entitled ..... 'Undercover'

 

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