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J9withdogs - 2008-09-07 3:47 PM

 

Youth through time have always been influenced by their .peers

 

Did you watch the programmes on BBC 4 (?) last night about the early days of Rock & Roll? I'm sure the parents of the kids throwing themselves at Little Richard & Elvis were just as bamboozled as we are today!

 

Would that be Donald Peers? :-D

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Thanks Carol, age over 21 but modern music taste, love Nickleback lyrics :-D

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ROCK STAR sung by trickleback

 

I’m through with standing in line

To book the motorhome in

So they can fit a new gear

from their spare part bin

this van hasn’t turned out

quite like I want it to be

 

Yeah, tell me what you got.

 

It’s got six speed box

That just falls to bits

And a shudder bad enough

To shake off my tits

It’s got a scuttle leak

Like Niagara falls

And a phone help line

That just ignores my calls

 

Tell me what you want

 

I want a Hymer S-class

or something just as classy

perhaps big Rapido

on a Sprinter chassis

I want a drop down bed

plus a large rear bunk

And a great trade in

so I can dump this junk

 

Well we want to hang out

in the Brownhills show bar

And we all wanna drive a three pointed star

I want my mobile number

on my dealers speed dial

I wanna gearbox guarantee

for unlimited miles.

Hey hey think I’ve gone too far?

 

What ‘u gonna do about it?

 

I had Talbot express that was really neat

But I had to select second gear

from the passenger seat

So I spent some money and it turned out fine

With a new gear linkage from Delfin design

then I got me a Ducato but that ended in tears

Cause the damned gearbox

Went through three fifth gears

Next time out I’ll be really canny

Going to build my own on a new Ford Tranny.

 

Yeah been there done that.

 

I want a brand new Knaus

when I get rid of the kids

with a toilet cassette bowl

like a dustbin lid

because the Thetford potti

isn’t quite big enough for me

I want a big bathroom

in a large A class.

With room enough so I can bend

and wipe my mirror glass

and not stand bow legged

while I’m in there having a pee.

 

Wan’ a smoke detector that can differentiate,

Between a kitchen fire and a burnt tea cake.

I want a new sat nav

That just shows the facts

That can tell main roads

From old farm cart tracks

Cause the route it shows

Just ain’t wide enough for a HGV.

Want six Playboy bunnies

siting at my feet

Wanna anti-nag passenger ejector seat

Hey hey wanna tow a Smart car.

 

*With apologies to Nickleback

 

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