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In a Chicago hospital,

a gentleman had made several attempts to get

into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.




A nurse noticed his predicament.




Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any

of the buttons on the wall.'




He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had

promised not to touch.




Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA ,

PP, and


a red one labelled ATR.




Who would know if he touched them?




He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his







What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things

like this.




Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced

the warm water, gently drying his underside.




When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed

his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable

pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it was tender

loving pleasure.




When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the

ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.






Next thing, he belted out a yell and then he passed out.......when he woke

up, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.






'What happened?' he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the

ATR button.




'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your willy is under your pillow'







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