Bazza454 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Wife walks into the bedroom and says "tonight i'm going to make you the happiest man alive."Husband replies "don't mess about, who's going to help you pack at this time of the night?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 Lady in confession says that she doesn't wear knickers."God forgive you" says the priest, "do two Our Fathers, two Hail Marys, and on your way out, two Cart Wheels." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 Man is driving down a narrow road. Woman is driving up the same road and they pass each other. Man winds down his window and shouts "FAT COW."Woman yells back "BALD FAT GIT."Woman then drives around the corner, crashes into a huge cow and dies.If only women would listen..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Bry Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Man says to wife:- " Go get your coat Darling"Wife:- "Why are we going out somewhere"Man:- No!! I am so I'm turning heating off.Thai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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