Guest peter Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.' A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.' A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.' The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take an asshole out of Scotland, put it in 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightrider Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 peter - 2009-11-30 8:25 PM An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.' A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.' A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.' The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take an asshole out of Scotland, put it in 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours.' You lousy b******* That was a real gudun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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