Guest Tracker Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 Here are just two of the very best - or not? What is green and bounces around the garden? A spring onion. When parts from Japanese cars fall from the sky what does one say? It's raining Datsun cogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 The title of this 'post' got my mind thinking .... T’was the night before Christmas But in t’Newell house Peace wasn’t reigning As Dave was a ‘grouse’ In his workshop that morning He’d belted his head And it weren’t Christmas carols When it happened, he “said”! By now he was nursing A mighty red bump Nurse Jacqui said ”No boozing” His head going ‘thump, thump’ So this Christmas Eve Dave just sat there a throbbing Banned from his tipple He felt almost like sobbing! Sensing Dave’s sulking Dex the dog was quite puzzled So pottered to his ‘master And his hand gently nuzzled Dave looked at his buddy Who’s soft eyes stared back And his mood quickly lifted Good old Dex had the knack Of making his master Feel happy again Relaxed and contented Even though Dex was to blame ‘Cause he’d spotted the cat As it walked past the door After which he went sprinting Across the icy workshop floor With paws sliding all over His butt hit the jack Which was holding the car That gave Dave’s bonce a whack! But Dave still loves Dex Even when in the ‘grumps’ As Dave and old Dexter are Each others favourite chumps! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacqui Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 maybe I should switch the web cam off .......... or have you a crystal ball Mel? But seriously Dave miss his tipple........no chance *-) *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catinou Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 My favourite this year has been Why did the chocolate button want to go to school? Because he wanted to be a smarty! :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avongas Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 This made me laugh - LINK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul- Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 I liked this one which we found in a christmas cracker Why did the cow wear a bell? .....Because her horn didn't work!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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