Bazza454 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Eleven people were hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter, ten men and one woman.The rope was starting to fray so they all agreed that one person should let go because if they didn't the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go so finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save theirs, because women were used to giving things up for their husbands and children, and that after all, men were the superior sex and must be saved.When she finished speaking, all the men clapped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 haha typicall men :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 I'd have kicked her off the rope long before she finished yacking. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna miller Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Apparently the government has brought out a new scrappage scheme. You trade your old wife in and they will give you a new younger version.... It only costs everything you own,everything you earn and everything your likely to earn in the future....... Plus a dvd of everything you just been through............. Think it might catch on...... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJay Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Donna, whats wrong with , a scrappage scheme for old husbands? Don't want a "toy Boy", just one who can cook. (I don't like cooking) and do some housework. PJay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna miller Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Hi PJ Older husbands are much better, I've got one myself and wouldn't change him for the world. :-D Younger women are trouble, ask any man ( who dares to tell the truth) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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