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Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning:

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My Dear Wife,


You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54

years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you

as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will

not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending th e evening with my

18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset----I

shall be home before midnight.


When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the

dining room table :


My Dear Husband,


I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54

years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are

also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I

would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel

Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis

coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.


As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will

understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small

difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.





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