Barbarian Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 A Priest was sitting next to Paddy on a flight. Paddy ordered a rum & coke and was given his drink. The flight attendant asks the priest if he would like a drink too. He replied " I'd rather be stripped and whipped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips" At which point Paddy hands his drink back and says...... "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice! ---------------------------------------------- A little girl goes into a pet shop and says, "Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?" The shop keepers' heart melts, he gets down on his knees so he is on the same level and says "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft bwack wabbit or one like that liddle bwown one over there? The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers... "I don't weally fink my python givth a f*%?" ----------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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