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The Queue Jumper


Don Madge

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The other day I needed to pay a visit to A & E at the local hospital.

 

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on a dark suit and stuck a badge that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my jacket.

 

When I went in, I noticed that 3/4 of the people immediately got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. I cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time!

 

It also works at the DSS. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Post Office, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of every cashier in the place.

 

Don't try it at McDonald's though...... the whole crew disappeared out the door so l never got my breakfast!

 

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service

 

 

 

 

 

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