Guest Tracker Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,** **'Hello?'** **'Hi honey.** **This is Daddy.** **Is Mommy near the phone?'** **'No, Daddy.** **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'** **After a brief pause,** **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'** **'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy,** **Right now..'** Brief Pause. **'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.** **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs** **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy** **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'** **'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'** **A few minutes later** **The little girl comes back to the phone.** **'I did it, Daddy.'** **'And what happened, honey?' ** **'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.** **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser** **And now she isn't moving at all!'** **'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'** **'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too..** **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window** **And into the swimming pool.** **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water** **Last week to clean it.** **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'** *****Long Pause***** *****Longer Pause***** *****Even Longer Pause***** **Then Daddy says,** **'Swimming pool? ............** **Is this 486-5731?'* **No Daddy, I think you have the wrong number........* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vindiboy Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Old ones are the best aren't they.I have that E Mailed to me countless times, funny though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antony1969 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Very funny that , I am tryin to find something in it that the PC brigade can pull you up on , sure somebody will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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