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**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**





**'Hi honey.**


**This is Daddy.**


**Is Mommy near the phone?'**




**'No, Daddy.**


**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**




**After a brief pause,**




**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**




**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy,**

**Right now..'**



Brief Pause.



**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**


**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**


**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**


**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**




**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**



**A few minutes later**

**The little girl comes back to the phone.**




**'I did it, Daddy.'**



**'And what happened, honey?' **



**'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**


**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**

**And now she isn't moving at all!'**



**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**



**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too..**


**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**

**And into the swimming pool.**

**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**

**Last week to clean it.**



**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**



*****Long Pause*****



*****Longer Pause*****



*****Even Longer Pause*****




**Then Daddy says,**




**'Swimming pool? ............**



**Is this 486-5731?'*




**No Daddy, I think you have the wrong number........*



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