donna miller Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 To find out if you are male or female look further down Not in the posting you fool. I worry about you lot sometimes. *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowtelse2do Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Not sure Donna, I now have breast's or moobs and I can't see passed the top off my belly. Could do with a little help, are you free? (lol) Dave or Davina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Momma Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 I find that I get into moods on a frequent monthly basis for no logical reason, have taken a liking to chocolate and can't decide which suit to wear for work as all the trousers make my bum look big, probably have to go and do a bit of retail therapy to get over the depression of it all. Now, what was the other way you suggested for checking on my sexuality :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josie gibblebucket Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 nowtelse2do - 2011-06-08 9:48 PM Not sure Donna, I now have breast's or moobs and I can't see passed the top off my belly. Could do with a little help, are you free? (lol) Dave or Davina. You could always attach a bit of string to help you find it 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowtelse2do Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 josie gibblebucket - 2011-06-08 10:34 PM nowtelse2do - 2011-06-08 9:48 PM Not sure Donna, I now have breast's or moobs and I can't see passed the top off my belly. Could do with a little help, are you free? (lol) Dave or Davina. You could always attach a bit of string to help you find it 8-) It might need a lot of string, not just a bit *-) :$ :D :D D (?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
602 Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Hi, There was this monastry, right. The oldest monk was suffering from athritis in his hands, so had difficult when visiting the loo. The younger monks were put on a roster, to help him. One day, the young monk was groping thought the old monk's robe ......... " I can't find it!" said the young monk. "Well, you had it last!" retorted the old monk. 602 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syd Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 4 Worms in church Four worms and a lesson to be learned! A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol...Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke...Dead. Third worm in chocolate syrup...Dead. Fourth worm in good clean soil...Alive . So the Minister asked the congregation, What did you learn from this demonstration? Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, 'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!' That pretty much ended the service! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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