Syd Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 WARNING, DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE A PRUDE AND EASILLY OFFENDED Job description: HORSE RIDE ASSISTANT Job location: Beach in Jamaica Salary: $5/week People needed: 3 APPLICANTS (so far): 6,437,943 Duties: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Who wants to be the assistant? I'd rather be the horse. (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Adds new meaning to the phrase 'bareback riding'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna miller Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Syd - 2011-06-20 10:37 PM WARNING, DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE A PRUDE AND EASILLY OFFENDED Duties: That's 90% of the members will not read the post. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syd Posted June 21, 2011 Author Share Posted June 21, 2011 donna miller - 2011-06-21 8:21 AM Syd - 2011-06-20 10:37 PM WARNING, DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE A PRUDE AND EASILLY OFFENDED Duties: That's 90% of the members will not read the post. :D I really did not expect you to read it Donna :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laimeduck Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Looks like a bum job to me? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 You would need to be very careful about where your fingers and thumb went - a bit like how you hold a 10 pin bowling ball maybe - after all you wouldn't want the rider to fall off now would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadjo Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 8-) I bet the "manual Handling" risk assessments and the "cross infection" policies make intersting reading!!!! (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowtelse2do Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 I've applied Syd, so that's now 6,437,944 just got to find my bucket 'n' spade and fly net Dave B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syd Posted June 21, 2011 Author Share Posted June 21, 2011 nowtelse2do - 2011-06-21 2:38 PM I've applied Syd, so that's now 6,437,944 just got to find my bucket 'n' spade and fly net Dave B-) Since I posted this on here there has been a further 500 aplicants. Our local corner shop had run out of rubber gloves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowtelse2do Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Syd - 2011-06-21 2:45 PM nowtelse2do - 2011-06-21 2:38 PM I've applied Syd, so that's now 6,437,944 just got to find my bucket 'n' spade and fly net Dave B-) Since I posted this on here there has been a further 500 aplicants. Our local corner shop had run out of rubber gloves Why..!! are the reigns dirty (?) Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna miller Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Syd - 2011-06-21 8:56 AM I really did not expect you to read it Donna :D Read it ????? That's me on the horse at the back. :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 donna miller - 2011-06-21 4:42 PM That's me on the horse at the back. :D :D :D Oh it's a horse that you're on is it - I wondered what you were doing with your hands to give you that expression! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Oh dear, it started as a bit of fun and now it's getting smutty. I wonder why that is?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syd Posted June 21, 2011 Author Share Posted June 21, 2011 You know I have just been wondering if the picture would have attracted as much attention had it been naked men instead of women. Perhaps Donna might have enjoyed it more :$ :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna miller Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Tracker - 2011-06-21 5:30 PM I wondered what you were doing with your hands to give you that expression! That's because you've never really discovered the secret of how to get a lady to make that expression. *-) :D Syd.....................EUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 That's quite an assumption Donna! By the way - what kind of an expression is it - just between ourselves - nobody else will know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syd Posted June 22, 2011 Author Share Posted June 22, 2011 Watch it Tracker, I think I can just detect a smidgion of irritation in the reply from Donna >:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Syd - 2011-06-22 5:56 PM Watch it Tracker, I think I can just detect a smidgion of irritation in the reply from Donna >:-) Donna irritated? Never - Donna is a lovely kind and gentle lady who doesn't get irritated (much) and who just happens to have nearly as wicked a sense of humour as wot I do - I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 donna miller - 2011-06-22 8:52 AM Tracker - 2011-06-21 5:30 PM I wondered what you were doing with your hands to give you that expression! That's because you've never really discovered the secret of how to get a lady to make that expression. *-) :D That's because he's too busy trying to stop his false teeth falling out whilst gurning at her and she's pre-occupied with examining the ceiling and thinking it could do with a good coat of paint. (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syd Posted June 23, 2011 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 Slightly off topic I am told that if a lady drinks two glasses of wine a day then it increases the chances of a stroke. I recon that if you let her finnish the bottle it will increase the chances of some lovemaking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 That's really funny Syd. (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Oh er :$ ..............I'm far to young to read these posts :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syd Posted June 23, 2011 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 My mate slept in the other morning but awoke with a strong wish to make love to his wife. As he was late he said "love how about a quicky" She was game so said "ok but just 5 minutes right" he told me "Cheeky bitch, there's no way I had the time to do it twice" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syd Posted June 23, 2011 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 Continued...... He was making advances to this girl last night when she said "Doesn't it bother you that I am only 13" He said "No I'm not superstitious" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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