MandyAndy Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Not many make me laugh but this one did. > The largest condom factory in the States burned down. President Obama was > > awakened at 4 am by the telephone. > > > > "Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be used up by the end of the week." > > > > Obama: "Oh damn! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies. We'll be ruined. We'll have to ship some in from Mexico." Telephone voice says, "Bad idea... The Mexicans will have a field day with this one. We'll be a laughing stock. > > > > What about the UK?" > > > > Obama: "Okay, I'll call Cameron and tell him we need five million condoms, > > ten inches long and three inches thick. > > > > That way, they'll continue to respect us as Americans." > > > > Three days later, a delighted President Obama ran out to open the first of > > the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived. > > > > He found it full of condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches thick, exactly as > > requested... > > > > All coloured with Union Jacks with small writing on each one: > > > > > > > > > > MADE IN ENGLAND - SIZE: SMALL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
postnote Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I have a similar story, when I was a teen we used to have long weekend parties. That Friday I went into Boots and asked if I could buy a gross of Johnnies (Durex to the snobs on here). When I got to the party I counted them, blow me, metaphorically speaking, there were only 143 in the box.:'( First thing Monday went back into Boots and complained to the lady who had sold them to me telling her there were only 143 in the box. She apologised and said she hope it hadn’t ruined my weekend. :$ :$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Dwight Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Went into the Chemists and asked for 143 Durex the Chemist said why not have a box of 144, I said what do you think I am a Sex Maniac!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
postnote Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 David Dwight - 2011-07-13 9:32 PM Went into the Chemists and asked for 143 Durex the Chemist said why not have a box of 144, I said what do you think I am a Sex Maniac!! But why only 143 (?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Collings Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 One more would have been gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
postnote Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 George Collings - 2011-07-13 10:28 PM One more would have been gross Is that where the name originated from Durex Grossermar :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Collings Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 At a stretch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Momma Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 or Gross Indecency *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
postnote Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Big Momma - 2011-07-15 6:46 PM or Gross Indecency *-) Wait till I tell Johnny :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldlowie Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Hey, post-op Learn how to type in English before you concern yourself with French letters :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 postnote - 2011-07-13 9:59 PM David Dwight - 2011-07-13 9:32 PM Went into the Chemists and asked for 143 Durex the Chemist said why not have a box of 144, I said what do you think I am a Sex Maniac!! But why only 143 (?) George Collings - 2011-07-13 10:28 PM One more would have been gross Gross-ly over-estimated me-thinks! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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