Bad end to the week

[donna miller]

One day a guy finds himself in hell, as he wallows in despair, he has his first meeting with the Devil!

 

Satan: "Why so glum?"

 

Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"

 

Satan: "Hell's not so bad! We actually have a lot of fun down here! You a drinking man?"

 

Guy:" Sure, I love to drink.!"

 

Satan: " Well, your gonna love Mondays then. That's all we do is drink! Whiskey, Tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab and Pepsi. We drink 'til we throw up, and then we drink some more! And you don't worry about getting a hangover, because your dead anyway!"

 

 

Guy: "Wow! That sounds great!"

 

Satan: " You a smoker?"

 

Guy: " Yep, sure am!"

 

Satan: "All right! Your gonna love Tuesdays! We get the finest cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no big deal! You're already dead remember?"

 

Guy:" Bloody hell! That's good!"

 

Satan: "I bet you like to gamble!"

 

Guy: " Hell yeah, I gamble all the time!"

 

Satan: " Good 'cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want! Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, it doesn't matter as you are dead anyhow!"

 

Guy: "Cool!"

 

Satan: " What about drugs?"

 

Guy: "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean...?"

 

Satan: " That's right! Thursday is Drugs Day!, Help youself to a great big bowl of crack or smack! Smoke a joint the size of a submarine! You cqan do all the drugs you want! You're dead so who cares?"

 

Guy :" Fantastic! I never knew Hell was such a cool happening place!"

 

Satan: "You gay?"

 

Guy: "No..."

 

Satan: " Oooo, Fridays are gonna be tough....!"