France again

[Frankkia]

A pair of Siamese twins walk into a pub and park themselves on a bar stool.One of them says to the landlord 'Don't mind us, were joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two pints of Boddingtons please'. The landlord, feeling slightly awkward, makes polite conversation while pouring the beers. 'Been on holiday yet, lads?'

 

'Off to France next month' says John. 'We go to France every year, don't we, Jim?' Jim agrees.

 

'Ah, France !' says the landlord. 'Wonderful country... the food, the wine, the culture...'

 

'Nah, we don't like that French muck,' says John.' Pie and chips and Boddingtons. That's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the French, they're so rude.'

 

'So why keep going to France ?' asks the landlord.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive'. >:-)