JohnP Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years. This year, Ralph's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. And thus he calls his buddies and tells them the bad news. Two days later, the other guys arrive at the camping site to begin their yearly fishing getaway. And of all things, they find Ralph sitting there with a tent already set up. "Dang Ralphie boy, how did you talk your missus into letting you go?" "Well, yesterday evening, after my wife finished reading "Fifty Shades Of Gray," she pulled me into our bedroom. On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did." Then she said, "Do whatever you want." So, Here I am! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Nice one John. Must try that one sometime. On the other hand, go fishing or jump the wifes bones, what a dilemma. I know, jump her bones first, then go fishing. Result everybody's happy. (lol) :$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnP Posted October 23, 2012 Author Share Posted October 23, 2012 Peter. Where do you go fishing - Sidsey Trader or South Fortyfoot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 I only do fly or sea fishing these days John. Used to go coarse fishing, then got into trout fishing, so now I only want to catch fish I can eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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