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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.

After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do. Why?"


The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would like to know that your horse is just about dead outside!!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver was about dead from heat exhaustion.

The Lone Ranger got him some water and made him drink it, and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better." Tonto said, "Sure Kemosabe", and took off running circles around Silver.

Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.


A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stands again and claims, "I do. What is wrong with him this time?" The cowboy says to him,


"Nothing much, I just wanted you to know............ you left your Injun running!!!"


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The Lone Ranger was captured by bandits and about to be shot but he was given one last request so he asked for a long cheroot and proceeded to smoke it.


Unbeknown to the bandits – he was really making smoke signals to Tonto!


Just as the Lone Ranger was getting to the end of the cheroot and the bandits getting ready to shoot him, there came a thunder of hooves and over the hill came Tonto on his trusty steed!!


Tonto had five scantily clad women on the horse with him, one under each arm, one wrapped round his front, and two hanging on for dear life on the rear of the horse.


Tonto reined in the horse in a cloud of dust, jumped of grabbed all these voluptuous scantily clad women and ran over to the Lone Ranger and said


“Here you are Kemosabe!”


The Lone Ranger looked at Tonto and said


“You Prat”







“I said Posse!”


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