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donna miller

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Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you

sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist......................

































about Cabernet Sauvignon.


Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more

confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your

shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just

about anything.


You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and,

with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent

you from living the life you want to live.


Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover

many talents you never knew you had.


Stop hiding and start living.


Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or

nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or

becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.


Side effects may include: dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss

of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,

delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and

a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or

Dare, and Naked Twister.



* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are

whispering when you are not.

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends

over and over again that you love them.

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are

tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.


Please feel free to share this important information with as many as you

feel may benefit!


Now. just imagine what you could achieve with a good Shiraz…

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Guest pelmetman

Er in doors is currently mixing Cabernet Sauvignon with 50 shades of grey 8-)..........


I have hidden the cable ties 8-)..........



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Rioja works for me :-D


And the name of that wine answers a question I have had for some time now.


It must be this wine that the staff of my local Tesco's is recommending when i swing by from the pub after two or three pints of Ringwood 49er and want a couple of bottles of Rioja as a nightcap.


I had thought they were being rude.


Thank you for clearing that up.







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