Colin Leake Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 I've done a great deal of research into this and have reached the conclusion that the only safe shape is spherical, hollow in the middle with a outer diameter of 107.85mm with a wall thickness of 17.93mm. The shore hardness rating should be 178.76. Not only would these be much safer but when used as a missile they would be much more accurate with an accurate predictable flight path. If filled with fresh whipped cream they would act like a paint ball so that hits could be accurately recorded. Obvious really when you think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Colin Leake - 2013-03-27 7:13 PM I've done a great deal of research into this and have reached the conclusion that the only safe shape is spherical, hollow in the middle with a outer diameter of 107.85mm with a wall thickness of 17.93mm. The shore hardness rating should be 178.76. Not only would these be much safer but when used as a missile they would be much more accurate with an accurate predictable flight path. If filled with fresh whipped cream they would act like a paint ball so that hits could be accurately recorded. Obvious really when you think about it. Stand by Colin. With your obvious aptitude for pointless trivia, you could be head-hunted by a government department at any time. :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Leake Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 malc d - 2013-03-27 8:08 PM Colin Leake - 2013-03-27 7:13 PM I've done a great deal of research into this and have reached the conclusion that the only safe shape is spherical, hollow in the middle with a outer diameter of 107.85mm with a wall thickness of 17.93mm. The shore hardness rating should be 178.76. Not only would these be much safer but when used as a missile they would be much more accurate with an accurate predictable flight path. If filled with fresh whipped cream they would act like a paint ball so that hits could be accurately recorded. Obvious really when you think about it. Stand by Colin. With your obvious aptitude for pointless trivia, you could be head-hunted by a government department at any time. :-D Not a bad idea that I could have my own Quango but how dear you refer to my very important research as pointless trivia. When I do get me own Quango I'll have you mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 myshell - 2013-03-27 5:32 PM If they threw a black pudding could that be classed as racist violence ? Just thought I'd ask Phil Only if throwing a white pudding would be considered racist too! :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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