Iain Strachan Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Pussy cat, is imcapacitated, yes fell off a step, hurt foot, I now have togo to the washie runing out of knickers! How do you work these machines? Thanks pinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayjsj Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 I thought Owls were wise, and knew EVERYTHING ? (lol) Ray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JudgeMental Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Iain Strachan - 2014-02-02 8:28 PM Pussy cat, is imcapacitated, yes fell off a step, hurt foot, I now have togo to the washie runing out of knickers! How do you work these machines? Thanks pinks just smile, look helpless/hopless (as u r) and ask someone! :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Go to plan B and wash 'em in a sink. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candapack Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Did you actually witness the fall? She could be at it. Best way to check is simply not do anything. If she puts up with things deteriorating round her for more than 3 days, it's probably genuine. By then, you might as well hire someone to sort out the shambles. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docted Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 I misread this at first I thought he had washed a toga with pink underwear! When in Rome etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Uzzell Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 JudgeMental - 2014-02-02 8:35 PM Iain Strachan - 2014-02-02 8:28 PM Pussy cat, is imcapacitated, yes fell off a step, hurt foot, I now have togo to the washie runing out of knickers! How do you work these machines? Thanks pinks just smile, look helpless/hopless (as u r) and ask someone! :-D Might be tricky asking for advice as I think Iain is in Spain and does not speak/read Spanish (which, presumably, is why he has problems with the washing machines.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Back in my youf we sold throw away knickers in my old mans barber shop..............along with something for the weekend sir? ;-).......... Maybe they're still available? :-S....................personally I've moved on....... from edible knickers to being a Commando for quite a while now :D........... Although the middle age dribble is looming *-)...................not to mention I've seen my old mans nappies 8-)...... I guess its all down hill from here :-S...................but I intend to enjoy the ride >:-) .............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 1. Drive cat down to the laundry block. Drag or carry in to the machines for first hand instructions. 2. Or shout from inside the laundry block to the cat sat outside in the van. 3. Walk to laundry block and telephone the cat. 4. Look up "help"in your phrasebook if you are abroad and use it at the laundry block. To communicate further, adopt the standard translation of english - speak slowly, shout to emphasise a point, gesticulate wildly. Try to look macho with a feminine side otherwise a grown man washing lacy underwear whilst talking to strange women in a language they don't understand may get you a free stay somewhere else and washing knickers will become a less important problem. Personally, I'd explain the benefits of commando style to the cat or buy some new ones. A pair for every week the cat is incapacitated should be enough. In all seriousness, it's a case of matching up the washing instructions on the knicker label with those for the machine. Perhaps there are other Brits on site who can help or English speaking staff - wash a collection of clothes with common washing instructions so it's less embarrassing than just washing knickers. Just remember, men are better at supervising than reading instructions so it is OK to think that these are tasks you shouldn't need to learn in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iain Strachan Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 Thanks all, glad its brought a smile to some of you, I am going to the washie now I might be some time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iain Strachan Posted February 4, 2014 Author Share Posted February 4, 2014 I have been, I have seen I have conquered the machine! Much respect to Pink people. PS no socks lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docted Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 You have cleaned up, well done but don't tempt the sock monster he'll let you build up confidence then smack you down. 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starvin marvin Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Iain Strachan - 2014-02-04 11:36 AM I have been, I have seen I have conquered the machine! Much respect to Pink people. PS no socks lost. You do realise you're making it worst for the rest of us. There are pink jobs, I only do blue jobs as directed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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