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Two Mancunians, called Ferret & Knackers, were adrift in a life boat.

While rummaging through the boat's provisions Ferret stumbled

across an old lamp. He rubbed it vigorously, sure enough out popped a



This genie, however, was a little different. He stated he could only deliver

one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought, Ferret blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean

into beer. Make that Boddingtons!"


The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the

sea turned into that hard-earned thirst quencher. The genie vanished.

Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men

considered their circumstances.


Knackers looked disgustedly at Ferret whose wish it was had been granted.


After a long, tension-filled moment Knackers said,


"Nice going ****head! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."

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