Mexican joke......

[Guest pelmetman]

The Bacon Tree

 

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says: "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk." "Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon." With renewed hope, they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

 

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon, every imaginable kind of cured pork. "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Ees a bacon tree!" "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget." "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon? Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"

 

With that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 yards, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath: "Pepe, go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!" "Luis, Luis miamigo, what ees it?" "Pepe ees not a bacon tree. Ees... Ees... Ees... Ees... Ees... Ees... 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... a ham bush."

 

:D

 

Copied from motorhome365 ;-)...........

[antony1969]

Good joke David , I have one

Knock knock

Who's there

Doctor

Doctor who ?

Ya just said it !

 

Brilliant

[teflon2]

Sherlock Holms and Watson decided to go camping in the desert, in the middle of the night Holms woke up Watson and said Watson tell me what you can observe. Watson said I can see the stars of the milky way I can see millions of galaxies which means there are billons of stars and even more planets which shows that in gods view we are virtually insignificant. I also observe that Saturn is at present in Capricorn. Holms said you fool Watson someones nicked the tent !! John 8-) :-D